# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 347
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6921 "2017-09-01T15:30:23Z")
Good afternoon, mother. Good afternoon, Mrs Nigger-Baiter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6922 "2017-09-01T15:55:59Z")
Of course I can talk, I’m the Minister for Overseas Development. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2017, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6923 "2017-09-01T21:56:19Z")
Of course I can talk, I’m the Minister for Overseas Development. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6924 "2017-09-02T00:51:02Z")
Were these just coincidences, or were they, as Mr Norris believed, part of an identical cultural background? One further discovery convinced him. The lawnmower. Surely such a sophisticated household gadget could not have been generated independently in two separate areas. Mr Norris was convinced. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6925 "2017-09-02T03:23:19Z")
Oh, no, no, noooo… yes. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6926 "2017-09-02T13:12:06Z")
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2017, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6927 "2017-09-02T23:22:40Z")
NUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSE! NUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSE! NUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSE! (_Jumps at seeing nurse, who was there the whole time_) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2017, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6928 "2017-09-03T00:53:38Z")
I told him we already had one. Heeheehee. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2017, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6929 "2017-09-04T15:24:21Z")
Oh, wicked, bad, naughty, evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6930 "2017-09-05T01:19:56Z")
And now for the first item this evening on the Menu - ha ha - the team have chosen as a little hors d’oeuvres an item - and I think we can be sure it won’t be an ordinary item - in fact the team told me just before the show that anything could happen, and probably would - so let’s have … the item. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6931 "2017-09-05T02:41:56Z")
Their father, Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming East End boxer. Doug was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later, and again a week after that. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2017, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6932 "2017-09-05T14:16:24Z")
That’s going to cause a little confusion. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2017, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6933 "2017-09-06T02:33:38Z")
I remember Doug was very keen on boxing, but when he learned to walk he took up putting the boot in the groin. He was very interested in that. His mother had a terrible job getting him to come in for tea. Putting his little boot in he’d be, bless him. All the kids were like that then, they didn’t have their heads stuffed with all this Cartesian dualism. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6934 "2017-09-07T00:30:08Z")
I want to have… I want to have Racquel Welch dropped on top of me. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6935 "2017-09-07T00:35:54Z")
I want to have… I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6936 "2017-09-07T00:45:09Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > I want to have… I want to have Racquel Welch dropped on top of me. > [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > I want to have… I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. (I tried the new multi-quote but it didn’t work) Another one just went past downwards. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6937 "2017-09-07T03:56:03Z")
Kiss me, Hardy! :: splat :: ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2017, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6938 "2017-09-08T01:37:46Z")
Sit on my face and let my lips embrace you ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6939 "2017-09-09T02:47:45Z")
Sir Kenneth Clark: This then is the height of the English Renaissance, the triumph of Classical over Gothic … the- ([Boxer]_Bodell swings a left and knocks Sir Kenneth down_.) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2017, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/6940 "2017-09-09T04:04:56Z")
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