# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 352
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7021 "2017-11-03T14:35:55Z")
Now - you will stay in the Comfy Chair until lunchtime, with only a cup of coffee at eleven. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7022 "2017-11-03T15:45:09Z")
Oh sh\*t, it’s Mr. Creosote! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2017, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7023 "2017-11-03T19:53:31Z")
Can I just say that this is the second time I’ve been on television? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7024 "2017-11-05T01:00:09Z")
Uh…Launcelot, Galahad, and I…Uh…leap out of the rabbit…uh…and uh…um…Look: if we built this large wooden badger- ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2017, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7025 "2017-11-05T01:01:15Z")
Next week we’ll be showing you how to pick up an architect, how to pull a prime minister, and how to have fun with a wholesale poulterer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2017, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7026 "2017-11-08T18:02:22Z")
Uh, Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested in the “India Overland” - _and nothing else._ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7027 "2017-11-09T15:57:27Z")
Course you don’t get fucking wafers with it! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7028 "2017-11-09T16:15:19Z")
**£wag** ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7029 "2017-11-09T16:19:45Z")
It was a day like any other and Mr and Mrs Samuel Brainsample were a perfectly ordinary couple, leading perfectly ordinary lives - the sort of people to whom nothing extraordinary ever happened, and not the kind of people to be the centre of one of the most astounding incidents in the history of mankind … So let’s forget about them and follow instead the destiny of this man … ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7030 "2017-11-09T16:29:29Z")
Have the new paper clips arrived, Enid? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2017, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7031 "2017-11-09T16:42:12Z")
It’s Deirdre. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7032 "2017-11-12T01:22:33Z")
Can I have fifty pounds to mend the shed? I’m right on my uppers. I can pay you back When this postal order comes from Australia. Honestly. Hope the bladder trouble’s getting better. Love, Ewan. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2017, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7033 "2017-11-12T04:09:37Z")
What’s twenty quid to the bloody Midland Bank? ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7034 "2017-11-13T04:28:41Z")
One can see the immense amount of preparation involved. Have there been many difficulties in setting up this venture? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7035 "2017-11-13T05:53:32Z")
It’s a Mr. Death, dear. He’s here about the reaping. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7036 "2017-11-13T18:18:17Z")
Only the true Messiah denies His divinity. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2017, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7037 "2017-11-13T18:39:09Z")
Hello, good evening and welcome to another edition of _Blood, Devastation, Death, War and Horror_, and later on we’ll be meeting a man who does gardening. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7038 "2017-11-15T03:10:54Z")
Stop. Stop there! Stop there. Whew! Our chief weapon is surprise, blah, blah, blah, blah. ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7039 "2017-11-16T00:15:26Z")
Kiss me Harrr… …rrrdy! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2017, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7040 "2017-11-16T18:25:44Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, seldom can it have been a greater pleasure and privilege than it is for me now to announce that the next award gave me the great pleasure and privilege of asking a man without whose ceaseless energy and tireless skill the British Film Industry would be today. I refer of course to my friend and colleague, Mr David Niven. Sadly, David Niven cannot be with us tonight, but he has sent his fridge. This is the fridge in which David keeps most of his milk, butter and eggs. What a typically selfless gesture, that he should send this fridge, of all his fridges, to be with us tonight. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=351) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=353)