# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 368
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7341 "2018-06-08T14:48:52Z")
“It’s hotter than a monkey’s bum in here, Your Majesty,” he said, and she smiled quietly to herself. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7342 "2018-06-08T14:51:58Z")
You’re using coconuts! You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7343 "2018-06-08T17:50:00Z")
Oh mother, don’t be so sentimental. Things explode every day. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2018, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7344 "2018-06-08T18:37:31Z")
Luxury. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2018, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7345 "2018-06-09T05:51:48Z")
Ooh, he’s walking already! Can ‘e talk? Can ‘e talk? Of course, I can talk, I’m Minister for Overseas Development. Ooh, he’s a clever little boy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7346 "2018-06-10T03:25:29Z")
We done passionfruit. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7347 "2018-06-10T19:50:32Z")
For Mrs Emma Hamilton of Nelson, a Scotsman on a horse. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2018, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7348 "2018-06-10T20:03:34Z")
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2018, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7349 "2018-06-11T00:08:57Z")
Now I’m… I’m… Now I’m not prepared to go on with this, unless these interruptions cease. All right? Right. The devastating effect of these, em… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2018, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7350 "2018-06-11T14:27:38Z")
You’ve got a nice Army base here, Colonel. We wouldn’t want anything to happen to it. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7351 "2018-06-13T14:57:05Z")
It’s too good a cake not to eat! Get the… plates and knives, Walters. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7352 "2018-06-13T15:16:28Z")
Me heap big fan Cicely Courtneidge… She fine actress … she make interpretation heap subtle … she heap good diction and timing… she make part really live for Indian brave. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7353 "2018-06-14T16:29:49Z")
Is your wife interested in…photography, ay? ‘Photographs, ay’, he asked him knowingly ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7354 "2018-06-14T21:51:29Z")
Snap snap, grin grin, wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7355 "2018-06-15T02:18:42Z")
Hello? No, Thursday’s [SIZE=“6”] **RIGHT** _ **OUT!!!** _[/SIZE] ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7356 "2018-06-15T02:30:54Z")
You put a bucket over your head last time I said “mattress.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7357 "2018-06-16T03:21:25Z")
Well here it is at last … the goal of our quest. After six months and three days we’ve caught up with the legendary walking tree of Dahomey, Quercus Nicholas Parsonus, resting here for a moment, on its long journey south. It’s almost incredible isn’t it, to think that this huge tree has walked over two thousand miles across this inhospitable terrain to stop here, maybe just to take in water before the two thousand miles on to Cape Town, where it lives. It’s almost unimaginable, I find - the thought of this mighty tree strolling through Nigeria, perhaps swaggering a little as it crosses the border into Zaire, hopping through the tropical rain forests, trying to find a quiet grove where it could jump around on its own, sprinting up to Zambia for the afternoon, then nipping back … (a native whispers in his ear) Oh, super … well, I’ve just been told that this is not in fact the legendary walking tree of Dahomey, this is one of Africa’s many stationary trees, Arborus Barnbet Gaseoignus. In fact we’ve just missed the walking tree… it left here at eight o’clock this morning… was heading off in that direction… so we’ll see if we can go and catch it up. Come on boys. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7358 "2018-06-24T00:47:12Z")
Hello? Is that the North Malden Icelandic Society? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2018, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7359 "2018-06-24T05:01:12Z")
Is your name not Bruce, then? ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7360 "2018-06-25T05:19:16Z")
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