# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 369
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7361 "2018-06-26T15:49:23Z")
I’m sorry I’m late m’lud I couldn’t find a kosher car park. Er… don’t bother to recap m’lud, I’ll pick it up as we go along. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7362 "2018-06-26T21:15:04Z")
For those of you who may have just missed ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus’, here it is again. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7363 "2018-06-27T02:27:39Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7364 "2018-06-27T02:45:41Z")
But the days of the killer cars were numbered, thanks to the miracle of atomic mutation. ---
**Author:** ![MonkeyMensch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@MonkeyMensch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MonkeyMensch)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7365 "2018-06-27T02:57:18Z")
I love Spam! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7366 "2018-06-28T13:56:21Z")
…thanks to the miracle of atomic mutation. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7367 "2018-06-28T14:34:33Z")
Yes that’s right, that sort of thing, yes, a link. It’s all a bit zany - you know a bit madcap funster… frankly I don’t fully understand it myself, the kids seem to like it. I much prefer Des O’Connor … Rolf Harris … Tom Jones, you know… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7368 "2018-06-30T01:15:27Z")
“You came on my pillow…aarrrrrrrrgh.” ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7369 "2018-06-30T02:14:03Z")
[where the hell is _that_ from?) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7370 "2018-06-30T02:53:31Z")
[Google it.] ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7371 "2018-06-30T18:58:56Z")
No, no, don’t tell me - I’m keen to guess. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2018, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7372 "2018-06-30T21:03:04Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > [where the hell is _that_ from?) And now the sound of John Denver being strangled … ‘THE BBC WOULD LIKE TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE NEXT ANNOUNCEMENT’ ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7373 "2018-07-01T01:07:45Z")
_Nun:_ I preferred the dirty version. _(gets knocked out by boxer Gilliam)_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7374 "2018-07-01T01:56:19Z")
You shot him! You shot him dead! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2018, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7375 "2018-07-01T22:53:29Z")
Yes, but I’ve had the excess nipples woppled to remove tamping. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7376 "2018-07-08T03:55:44Z")
‘E’s not pinin’! 'E’s passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E’s expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E’s a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn’t nailed 'im to the perch 'e’d be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E’s off the twig! 'E’s kicked the bucket, 'e’s shuffled off ‘is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin’ choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2018, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7377 "2018-07-08T21:11:47Z")
I’ll do you for that. ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7378 "2018-07-09T01:25:57Z")
I am so excited I could hardly wash. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7379 "2018-07-09T03:52:29Z")
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2018, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7380 "2018-07-09T03:54:11Z")
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