# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 372
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7421 "2018-07-30T15:14:13Z")
I do not look odd like this - it’s that lot that looks odd. It’s bleeding weird having half the Tudor nobility ligging around on motorized bicycles ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7422 "2018-07-30T15:26:50Z")
I’m glad you could all come to my little party. And Flopsy’s glad too, aren’t you, Flopsy? (he holds rabbit up as it does not reply) Aren’t you, Flopsy? (no reply again, so he pulls a big revolver out and fires at rabbit from point-blank range) That’ll teach you to play hard to get. There, poor Flopsy’s dead - and never called me Mother. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7423 "2018-07-30T17:16:20Z")
Ah yes, well you should get a very serviceable little animal for that, sir. Quite frankly the half pence ones are a bit on the mangy side … What length was sir thinking of? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7424 "2018-07-30T17:21:40Z")
If this is the crew who were filming us . … who’s filming us now? Look! ---
**Author:** ![edspellman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@edspellman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/edspellman)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7425 "2018-07-31T07:52:35Z")
There are three things we can do with yer mum- burn ‘er, bury ‘er or dump ‘er. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7426 "2018-07-31T14:53:37Z")
Oh, yeah, but I like that sort of little burst of frenzy they have then, you know. I like it when they get a little bit angry. Shows they’re human. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7427 "2018-07-31T17:10:35Z")
I promise I won’t kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2018, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7428 "2018-08-09T04:24:38Z")
Do…a-ny…of…you…ess-kee-moes…speak…eng-lish? (heh - so much for all caps) (facepalm emoji) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7429 "2018-08-10T14:35:50Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7430 "2018-08-10T14:37:12Z")
It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2018, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7431 "2018-08-10T14:58:59Z")
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2018, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7432 "2018-08-11T01:57:11Z")
“Splunge” for me too, yes, definitely. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2018, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7433 "2018-08-12T16:46:17Z")
I thought you did that so well Mr Figgis, could I have your autograph? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2018, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7434 "2018-08-13T21:15:39Z")
She’s got _huge_… tracts of land! ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7435 "2018-08-14T00:58:59Z")
_Ahem_ Bum!..Oh, what a giveaway! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2018, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7436 "2018-08-14T16:55:16Z")
Let us begin. Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7437 "2018-08-15T02:05:23Z")
DO, do, do-DO, do, DO, do, do-DO, do. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7438 "2018-08-15T02:32:37Z")
Well, well for a long time now, in fact, even when I was a child … I … you know, whenever I left home to … catch a bus, or… to catch a train… and even my tennis has suffered actually… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7439 "2018-08-15T14:22:00Z")
It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2018, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7440 "2018-08-15T20:56:38Z")
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