# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 377
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2019, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7521 "2019-01-28T03:55:32Z")
I’ll tell you what’s wrong with it, my lad. 'E’s dead, that’s what’s wrong with it! ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7522 "2019-01-29T15:00:03Z")
Jealousy can be tricky - I can’t do the mouth, I look all cross. It’s a very fine line. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2019, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7523 "2019-01-29T17:50:27Z")
Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I’m looking at one right now. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7524 "2019-01-30T17:25:27Z")
I’ve got ninety thousand pounds in my pajamas. I’ve got forty thousand French francs in my fridge. I’ve got lots and lots of lira, Now the deutschmark’s getting dearer, And my dollar bill could buy the Brooklyn Bridge. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2019, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7525 "2019-01-30T20:03:27Z")
All right then, if he’s restin’, I’ll wake him up! (shouting at the cage) 'Ello, Mister Polly Parrot! I’ve got a lovely fresh cuttle fish for you! ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7526 "2019-02-01T15:39:21Z")
You can keep your Marxist ways For it’s only just a phase. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7527 "2019-02-01T17:27:39Z")
It’s not a palindrome! The palindrome of “Bolton” would be “Notlob”!! It don’t work!! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2019, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7528 "2019-02-01T19:19:17Z")
Now that’s what I call a dead parrot. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2019, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7529 "2019-02-03T07:01:03Z")
Yes, Mao Tse Tung? “Sing, Little Birdie”? Yes it was, indeed…Well challenged. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2019, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7530 "2019-02-04T16:49:59Z")
_'Ello Polly!_ Testing! Testing! Testing! Testing! This is your nine o’clock alarm call! ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7531 "2019-02-07T00:03:48Z")
Good night ding ding ding ding ding ding! Sent from my SM-G950U using Tapatalk ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2019, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7532 "2019-02-07T16:05:27Z")
You stunned him, just as he was wakin’ up! Norwegian Blues stun easily, major. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2019, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7533 "2019-02-08T05:20:10Z")
You are Mary, Queen of Scots? (on the anniversary of her 1587 death) ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7534 "2019-02-10T05:15:44Z")
The world today is absolutely crackers. With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high. There’s fools and idiots sitting on the trigger. It’s depressing, and it’s senseless, and that’s why… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7535 "2019-02-10T05:37:39Z")
I think she’s dead. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7536 "2019-02-10T17:06:12Z")
here’s nine hundred million of them in the world today, You’d better learn to like them, that’s what I say. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7537 "2019-02-10T21:35:59Z")
That parrot is definitely deceased, and when I purchased it not ‘alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein’ tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7538 "2019-02-15T21:07:38Z")
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7539 "2019-02-16T02:37:48Z")
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. Ladies and gentlemen. I have in this box twenty-three white mice. Mice which have been painstakingly trained over the past few years, to squeak at a selected pitch. (he raises a mouse by its tail) This is E sharp… and this one is G. You get the general idea. Now these mice are so arranged upon this rack, that when played in the correct order they will squeak ‘The Bells of St Mary’s’. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ ‘The Bells of St Mary’s’. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2019, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7540 "2019-02-20T15:56:41Z")
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