# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 382
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2019, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7621 "2019-07-17T13:04:27Z")
Good evening. Tonight on ‘Is There’ we examine the question, ‘Is there a life after death?’. And here to discuss it are three dead people… The late Sir Brian Hardacre, former curator of the Imperial War Museum … (superimposed captions identify them) the late Professor Thynne, until recently an academic, critic, and broadcaster … and putting the view of the Church of England, the very late Prebendary Reverend Ross. Gentlemen, is there a life after death or not? Sir Brian? (silence) Professor? … Prebendary?.. Well there we have it, three say no. On ‘Is There’ next week we’ll be discussing the question ‘Is there enough of it about?’, and until then, goodnight. ---
**Author:** ![CelticKnot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/celticknot/32/3392_2.png) [@CelticKnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CelticKnot)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7622 "2019-07-20T03:01:54Z")
I know where you’ve been you military fairy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2019, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7623 "2019-07-21T00:22:18Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7624 "2019-07-22T04:05:22Z")
No, the stuff I liked was that stuff they gave us before the war, what was it - Wilkinson’s Number 8 Laxative Cereal. Phew. That one went through you like a bloody Ferrari… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7625 "2019-07-22T16:40:40Z")
Oh, yes, definitely - “splunge” for me, too. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2019, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7626 "2019-07-22T20:12:24Z")
Dinsdale was a gentleman, and what’s more, he knew how to treat a female impersonator. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7627 "2019-07-23T04:52:46Z")
Does it come with wafers? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7628 "2019-07-23T06:37:55Z")
Rat cake, Rat sorbet, Rat pudding, or strawberry tart. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7629 "2019-07-23T15:09:44Z")
Albatross! _Albatross!_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7630 "2019-07-23T17:35:45Z")
Oh Bevis, are you going to do anything or are you just going to show me films all evening? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7631 "2019-07-23T18:56:12Z")
The plumage don’t enter into it. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7632 "2019-07-23T20:02:12Z")
It’s certainly uncontaminated by cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2019, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7633 "2019-07-23T21:21:46Z")
For Mrs. Emma Hamilton of Nelson, a Scotsman on a horse. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7634 "2019-07-24T03:27:11Z")
Look, would you mind going away? I’m trying to examine this man. It’s - er - it’s all right - I am a doctor. Actually, I’m a gynaecologist, but this is my lunch hour. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7635 "2019-07-24T04:23:01Z")
I think it’s disgusting… you a Member of Parliament. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7636 "2019-07-24T07:27:31Z")
It’s never a willow. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7637 "2019-07-24T12:50:43Z")
No. 1: The larch. The larch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7638 "2019-07-24T13:45:57Z")
I waggled me wig! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7639 "2019-07-24T13:53:52Z")
All things dull and ugly, All creatures short and squat, All things rude and nasty, The Lord God made the lot. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2019, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7640 "2019-07-24T14:13:17Z")
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