# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 390
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7781 "2019-09-04T01:55:06Z")
It’s bleeding demised! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7782 "2019-09-04T11:41:38Z")
I will not buy this record, it is scratched. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7783 "2019-09-04T14:25:12Z")
I can’t buy that book, it’s torn. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7784 "2019-09-04T14:43:30Z")
Bicycle Repairman! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2019, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7785 "2019-09-04T16:30:11Z")
'Tis but a scratch! A scratch? Your arm’s off! No it isn’t. Then what’s that? Oh come on, pansy! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7786 "2019-09-05T01:42:02Z")
Not at all. It’s not even a proper nose. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7787 "2019-09-05T04:12:08Z")
Start again… ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7788 "2019-09-05T12:51:01Z")
There is nothing quite as wonderful as money! There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash! Some people say it’s folly, but I’d rather have the lolly, With money you can make a splash! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7789 "2019-09-05T14:24:04Z")
Say no more. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7790 "2019-09-05T14:27:49Z")
Let us not be down-hearted. One total catastrophe like this is just the beginning! Their glorious deaths shall unite us all in a– ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7791 "2019-09-05T16:24:36Z")
Albatross! _Albatross!_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7792 "2019-09-05T19:03:19Z")
And now for the first time ever on record we proudly present the 1972 Eclipse of the sun! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2019, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7793 "2019-09-05T19:24:00Z")
I’ll bet you they won’t play this song on the radio… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7794 "2019-09-06T00:09:01Z")
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7795 "2019-09-06T00:51:26Z")
Does it come with wafers? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7796 "2019-09-06T13:00:33Z")
Professor, there are some cricketers in the laboratory. ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7797 "2019-09-06T13:28:47Z")
That was never five minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7798 "2019-09-06T16:26:14Z")
Watch it - still a few crosses left! ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7799 "2019-09-06T16:31:12Z")
1… 2… 5… 3, sire. 1. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2019, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7800 "2019-09-06T18:33:12Z")
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