# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 391
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7801 "2019-09-08T00:53:39Z")
Ah - of course you’ve got to make sure it’s not a dromedary. 'Cos if it’s a dromedary it goes in the dromedary book. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7802 "2019-09-08T00:55:17Z")
Today I hear the robin sing Today the thrush is on the wing Today who knows what life will bring Today… ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7803 "2019-09-08T01:02:00Z")
If they want someone to act outside of a trench, they can get themselves a goddamn stuntman! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7804 "2019-09-08T01:54:04Z")
She’s a good Sheila, Bruce, and not at all stuck up. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7805 "2019-09-08T12:59:02Z")
But why couldn’t you fight a penguin? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7806 "2019-09-08T19:28:31Z")
'Ello 'ello 'ello - what’s all this, then? ---
**Author:** ![atimnie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atimnie/32/11_2.png) [@atimnie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/atimnie)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2019, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7807 "2019-09-08T19:31:55Z")
Iiiiiiimanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2019, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7808 "2019-09-10T21:56:36Z")
Tonight we’re going to sort it all out, for tonight is The Meaning Of Life. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7809 "2019-09-11T23:11:48Z")
We’ll be showing you more of that photograph later in the programme…unless we hear from Charles or Michael. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2019, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7810 "2019-09-12T04:31:54Z")
No, no, no, my fish’s name is Eric, Eric the fish. He’s an halibut. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7811 "2019-09-15T00:50:58Z")
I wave my private parts in your general direction! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2019, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7812 "2019-09-15T18:38:10Z")
He’s a halibut. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7813 "2019-09-18T00:19:24Z")
Four HOURS to bury the cat? Yes, it wouldn’t keep still. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7814 "2019-09-18T02:56:19Z")
> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#): > > He’s a[n] halibut. See two posts earlier. I waggled me wig! ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7815 "2019-09-18T09:54:31Z")
Good evening. It’s just after eight o’clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television to explode. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7816 "2019-09-18T11:04:22Z")
Scott: (shouts) I get to fight the lion. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7817 "2019-09-18T13:38:36Z")
Oh, I don’t know what’s good about it, my right arm’s hanging off something awful. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7818 "2019-09-18T13:49:44Z")
And now for something completely different - a man with a tape recorder up his nose. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2019, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7819 "2019-09-18T20:34:48Z")
Dinsdale…? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2019, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7820 "2019-09-19T03:36:12Z")
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