# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 395
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7881 "2020-01-21T21:34:36Z")
One of the flayrods has gone askew on the treadle. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2020, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7882 "2020-01-21T22:34:57Z")
No, no, I want him fighting rabid wild animals within a week! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7883 "2020-01-22T01:57:19Z")
Anyone else for a little…giggle? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7884 "2020-01-22T04:19:14Z")
That’s good. A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat, eh? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7885 "2020-01-22T14:12:01Z")
Rest in peace, Terry Jones: [https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888829](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=888829) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7886 "2020-01-22T14:12:37Z")
I’m not dead! [RIP Terry Jones] ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7887 "2020-01-22T14:33:54Z")
Look, are you insinuating something? Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7888 "2020-01-22T17:10:35Z")
I think I’ll go for a walk. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7889 "2020-01-22T18:31:29Z")
The Norwegian Blue prefers kipping on it’s back! Beautiful bird, lovely plumage! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2020, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7890 "2020-01-22T20:13:40Z")
It’s from the BBC. They want to know if I want to be in a sketch on telly. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2020, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7891 "2020-01-29T15:58:07Z")
But our sales would plummet! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7892 "2020-01-31T12:27:47Z")
Graham Chapman, co-author of the ‘Parrot Sketch,’ is no more. He has ceased to be, bereft of life, he rests in peace, he has kicked the bucket, hopped the twig, bit the dust, snuffed it, breathed his last, and gone to meet the Great Head of Light Entertainment in the sky, and I guess that we’re all thinking how sad it is that a man of such talent, such capability and kindness, of such intelligence should now be so suddenly spirited away at the age of only forty-eight, before he’d achieved many of the things of which he was capable, and before he’d had enough fun. Well, I feel that I should say, “Nonsense. Good riddance to him, the freeloading bastard! I hope he fries. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7893 "2020-01-31T13:29:52Z")
But the winner was undoubtedly from Mrs No-Supper-For-You from Norwood in Lancashire… _ **Miserable Fat Belgian Bastards** _ ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7894 "2020-01-31T13:42:05Z")
It goes well with the warm vomit and catarrh that we’ve smeared on the walls. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7895 "2020-01-31T20:06:50Z")
Crucifixion? Good. Out of the door, line on the left, one cross each. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7896 "2020-01-31T20:18:13Z")
No, I’m just pulling your leg, it’s crucifixion really ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2020, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7897 "2020-01-31T22:32:18Z")
I want his only daughter to look upon me as her own dad, in a very real and legally-binding sense. ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7898 "2020-02-04T01:16:28Z")
The important part of the first subject is Beethoven’s almost disdainful use of the high lob, forcing Hewitt to play right up to the net. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7899 "2020-02-04T15:05:14Z")
Lovely people, the Romans. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2020, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/7900 "2020-02-04T15:48:56Z")
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