# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 427
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8532 "2021-06-24T21:08:05Z")
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2021, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8533 "2021-06-24T21:34:13Z")
It’s a fair cop. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8534 "2021-06-25T13:55:47Z")
> [@Is the coastline paradox only applicable to physical coastlines?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/is-the-coastline-paradox-only-applicable-to-physical-coastlines/944844/118): > > the coastline of Norway can be calculated at roughly X if you sail around it; Y if you include the fjords; Z if you include going around the rock formations within the fjords. This thread has me pining for the fjords. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8535 "2021-06-25T14:16:05Z")
What kind of talk is that? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8536 "2021-06-25T14:42:49Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8537 "2021-06-25T14:44:16Z")
Vewy well. I shall fwee Wodewick! ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8538 "2021-07-09T04:30:27Z")
Your Majesty is like a big jam doughnut with cream on the top. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8539 "2021-07-09T12:30:06Z")
Uh-oh, here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8540 "2021-07-09T14:21:45Z")
Once, one Sunday, when my parents were coming 'round for tea I asked him if he’d mind very much not nailing my head to the floor that week, and he agreed and just screwed my pelvis to a cake stand. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8541 "2021-07-09T15:30:47Z")
Now the Japanese have a man who can bend his leg back over his head and back again with every single step. While the Israelis… ah, here’s the coffee. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8542 "2021-07-09T15:33:14Z")
Well, what about those juniper bushes over there? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8543 "2021-07-09T15:43:34Z")
No. 1. The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8544 "2021-07-09T20:47:26Z")
A lot. ---
**Author:** ![Mk\_VII](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Mk\_VII](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mk_VII)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8545 "2021-07-09T20:54:39Z")
There you go again, bringing class into it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8546 "2021-07-09T21:25:55Z")
We’ve been mentioned on telly! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2021, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8547 "2021-07-09T22:03:56Z")
All right. This is a raid. My name is Superintendent Gaskell and this is Sergeant Maddox. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8548 "2021-07-11T00:10:17Z")
Right. Your Majesty is like a dose of clap. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8549 "2021-07-11T01:07:22Z")
Uh-oh, here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8550 "2021-07-11T15:02:37Z")
Your Highness, you are also like a stream of bat’s piss. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2021, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8551 "2021-07-11T15:10:10Z")
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