# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 448
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8952 "2022-02-15T21:36:32Z")
Right, well, I’d better turn the plane 'round then. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8953 "2022-02-15T21:57:12Z")
Argh! A tranquillizing dart fired by the cowardly BBC health department dogs … they’ve done filled me full of chlorpromazine damn! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2022, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8954 "2022-02-15T22:24:52Z")
Well, we could lend you a parachute. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8955 "2022-02-16T16:28:23Z")
I’ve got a ferret sticking up my nose. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8956 "2022-02-16T17:10:03Z")
She turned me into a newt! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8957 "2022-02-16T17:14:02Z")
Run away! Run away! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8958 "2022-02-16T17:27:21Z")
I got better. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8959 "2022-02-16T17:38:39Z")
Look!! There’s the old man from Scene 24! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8960 "2022-02-16T17:51:49Z")
Do you want to come upstairs? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8961 "2022-02-16T19:54:53Z")
Well here at Luton it’s a three-cornered contest between, from left to right, Alan Jones (Sensible Party), Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin- bim-bin-bim bus stop F’tang F’tang Olé Biscuit barrel (Silly Party), and Kevin Phillips Bong, who is running on the Slightly Silly ticket. And here’s the result. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8962 "2022-02-16T20:09:04Z")
You must be a looney. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8963 "2022-02-16T20:29:03Z")
Uh, oh, here comes that wacky Queen again! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 16, 2022, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8964 "2022-02-16T21:32:27Z")
I’m the senior officer here and I haven’t had a funny line yet. So I’m stopping it. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8965 "2022-02-17T16:12:19Z")
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8966 "2022-02-17T16:29:10Z")
I’m not a Roman, Mum, I’m a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose. I’m kosher, Mum - I’m a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8967 "2022-02-17T18:18:12Z")
I wave my private parts at your aunties, … you cheesy lot of second hand electric donkey bottom biters. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8968 "2022-02-17T18:26:27Z")
It’s only a model. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 17, 2022, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8969 "2022-02-17T19:35:48Z")
We are the Knights who say Ni! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8970 "2022-02-18T15:41:42Z")
I’ve got… 90,000 pounds in my pajamas I’ve got 40,000 French francs in my fridge I’ve got lots of lovely lira Now the Deutsche Mark’s getting dearer And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [February 18, 2022, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/8971 "2022-02-18T16:35:30Z")
Cheer up, Fritz, it may never happen. Maybe it’s because I’m a Londoner… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=447) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=449)