# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 452
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9032 "2022-03-08T20:51:15Z")
Stig, I’ve been told Dinsdale Piranha nailed your head to the floor. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2022, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9033 "2022-03-08T21:47:43Z")
You look like a milkman to me. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9034 "2022-03-09T18:23:12Z")
Oh, Mr Belpit, your legs are so swollen. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9035 "2022-03-09T18:31:17Z")
I am in fact _dressed_ as a milkman. You spotted that - well done. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9036 "2022-03-09T21:55:36Z")
Mr. and Mrs. Watson of ‘Ivy Cottage’, Worplesdon Road, Hull, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwading address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us getting in. However a neighbour told us where there were. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9037 "2022-03-10T01:03:01Z")
I’m going to show you three numbers, and I want you to tell me if you see any similarity between them. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9038 "2022-03-10T19:50:40Z")
Let us begin. Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9039 "2022-03-10T20:30:55Z")
We established base salon here, _(on the photos, we see the words ‘base salon’)_ and climbed quite steadily up to Mario’s here. _(at the top of the route we see ‘Mario’s’)_ From here using crampons and cutting ice steps as we went, we moved steadily up the Lhotse Face to the North Ridge, establishing camp three where we could get a hot meal, a manicure, and a shampoo and set. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9040 "2022-03-10T21:06:13Z")
They’re _all_ number three? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2022, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9041 "2022-03-10T22:09:17Z")
No. 1. The Larch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9042 "2022-03-11T15:47:22Z")
I’m going to say a word, and I want you to say the first thing that comes into your head. How many pints do you want? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9043 "2022-03-11T17:16:59Z")
Ni! … ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9044 "2022-03-11T18:29:32Z")
Yes. You get a nude lady with a fully comprehensive motor insurance. If you just want third party she has to keep her bra on, and if it’s just theft… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9045 "2022-03-11T19:37:55Z")
Right. Well, you’re quite clearly suffering from a repressive libido complex, probably the product of an unhappy childhood, coupled with acute insecurity in adolescence, which has resulted in an attenuation of the libido complex. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9046 "2022-03-11T20:48:14Z")
Who’s got a boil on the bum… boil on the botty ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9047 "2022-03-12T00:17:42Z")
[Nisus Wettus](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Crucifixion? [Mr. Cheeky](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Er, no, freedom actually. [Nisus Wettus](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001589/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): What? [Mr. Cheeky](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001385/?ref_=tt_trv_qu): Yeah, they said I hadn’t done anything and I could go and live on an island somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 12, 2022, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9048 "2022-03-12T16:48:43Z")
Here! Don’t you start doing a documentary on us, young man. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9049 "2022-03-13T19:55:11Z")
Yes, a poet is essential for complete home comfort, and all-year round reliability at low cost. We in the East Midlands Poet Board hope to have a poet in every home by the end of next year. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9050 "2022-03-13T20:27:01Z")
No, _me_ doctor, _you_ Mr. Burtenshaw. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9051 "2022-03-14T18:47:51Z")
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