# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 456
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9112 "2022-03-30T15:42:01Z")
Mind you, that’s just a pat diagnosis made without first obtaining your full medical history. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9113 "2022-03-30T16:05:54Z")
For Roy, sport is everything. Ever since he lost his left arm battling with an ant, Roy has risked his life in the pursuit of tiny creatures. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2022, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9114 "2022-03-30T16:56:08Z")
I feel the time has come to complain about people who make rash complaints without first making sure that those complaints are justified. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9115 "2022-03-31T02:56:51Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9116 "2022-03-31T15:24:20Z")
Aha! Rats at 42a Kartoffelnstrasse. Hey Mitzi! I gotta go to Potato Street. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9117 "2022-03-31T19:21:04Z")
Out please! I’m terribly sorry, sir. We have a lot of problems here with bogus psychiatrists. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9118 "2022-04-01T16:59:21Z")
Number twelve. The naughty bits of a lady. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9119 "2022-04-01T19:59:26Z")
I would like to point out that the BALPA spokesman was wearing the British Psychiatric Association Dinner Dance Club cufflinks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2022, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9120 "2022-04-01T21:19:29Z")
Good evening. I have with me in the studio tonight Mr Norman St. John Polevaulter, who for the last few years has been contradicting people…Mr Polevaulter, why do you contradict people? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2022, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9121 "2022-04-02T15:45:05Z")
Penguins don’t come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the Antarctic! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9122 "2022-04-03T18:56:43Z")
Per’aps it’s from the zoo. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2022, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9123 "2022-04-03T19:03:03Z")
Right, cut the wisecracks, vicar. Get to the search room, and strip. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9124 "2022-04-04T17:32:19Z")
These are not British Psychiatric Association Dinner Dance Club cufflinks. They are in fact British Sugar Corporation Gilbert-and-Sullivan Society cufflinks. It is in fact a sort of in-joke with us lads here at BALPA. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9125 "2022-04-04T18:11:08Z")
Bing tiddle tiddle bang Bing tiddle fiddle bing Bing fiddle fiddle tiddle tiddle Bing fiddle tiddle tiddle BONG! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9126 "2022-04-04T18:24:30Z")
Yes, that’ll teach him. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 4, 2022, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9127 "2022-04-04T20:42:10Z")
I mean Joe Public doesn’t want to sit down and watch three hours of documentaries every evening. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9128 "2022-04-05T18:47:55Z")
However, I would just like to add a complaint about shows that have too many complaints in them as they get very tedious for the average viewer. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9129 "2022-04-05T18:53:41Z")
Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait 'til lunchtime. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9130 "2022-04-06T20:41:40Z")
Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2022, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9131 "2022-04-07T02:26:17Z")
Can I please speak! I came all the way from Oslo to do this program! I’m a professor of archaeology. I’m an expert in ancient civilizations. All right, I’m only five foot ten. All right my posture is bad, all right I slump in my chair. But I’ve had more women than either of you two! I’ve had half bloody Norway, that’s what I’ve had! So you can keep your Robert Eversley! And you can keep your bloody Watutsi! I’d rather have my little body… my little five-foot-ten-inch body… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=455) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=457)