# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 468
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9352 "2022-06-16T15:14:19Z")
Enough of this gay banter. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9353 "2022-06-16T15:46:12Z")
Shirley who used to be the hairdresser? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9354 "2022-06-16T20:44:39Z")
Here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9355 "2022-06-17T14:43:39Z")
No blackmail! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2022, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9356 "2022-06-17T17:34:40Z")
This year our Australasian members and the various organizations affiliated to our Australasian branches put no fewer than _twenty-two_ things on top of other things. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9357 "2022-06-18T15:34:11Z")
You’re the first person to order a salad for two years. All the Eskimos eat here is fish, fish … ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2022, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9358 "2022-06-18T18:04:03Z")
Spam, spam, spam, spam and spam. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9359 "2022-06-19T02:22:33Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9360 "2022-06-19T14:10:01Z")
You been chasing reindeer, have you? You’re a naughty boy… yes… ain’t you a naughty boy… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9361 "2022-06-19T16:03:52Z")
Well there you can see the scores now. St Stephen in the lead there with his stoning, then comes King Richard the Third at Bosworth Field, a grand death that, then the very lovely Jean d’Arc, then Marat in his bath - best of friends with Charlotte in the showers afterwards - then A. Lincoln of the U.S of A, a grand little chap that, and number six Genghis Khan, and the back marker King Edward the Seventh. Back to you, Wolfgang. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2022, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9362 "2022-06-19T19:37:25Z")
Pinin’ for the _fjords?_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9363 "2022-06-20T13:36:19Z")
You hear that? Blessed are the Greek. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9364 "2022-06-20T15:18:06Z")
Exciting? No, it’s not! It’s dull. Dull. Dull. My God, it’s dull, it’s so _desperately_ dull and tedious and stuffy and boring and des-per-ate-ly _dull_! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2022, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9365 "2022-06-20T21:16:42Z")
Blessed are the cheesemakers. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9366 "2022-06-21T14:30:23Z")
Listen. I’m only telling the truth. You have got a very big nose. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9367 "2022-06-21T15:02:38Z")
Arthur Figgis is an idiot. A village idiot. Tonight we look at the idiot in society. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2022, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9368 "2022-06-21T16:29:01Z")
But I _am_ a chartered accountant. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9369 "2022-06-22T15:03:05Z")
Well, Mr Cotton, you have what we in the medical profession call a naughty complaint. My advice to you is to put this paper bag over your head - it has little holes there for your eyes, you see - and to ring this bell, and to take this card along to your hospital. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9370 "2022-06-22T17:51:53Z")
If only Bicycle Repair Man were here! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2022, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9371 "2022-06-22T17:53:32Z")
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