# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 487
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9732 "2022-10-13T19:22:58Z")
I wagged my wig at him. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9733 "2022-10-13T19:31:12Z")
Nitpick: “Waggled.” [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Q80ElML7KGk/hqdefault.jpg "Monty Python: High Court Judges (Live at the Hollywood Bowl)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q80ElML7KGk) Oh, aye. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9734 "2022-10-13T20:41:25Z")
Inspector: Yes. And, er, he never showed any inclination towards being a Scotsman before this happened? Wife: No, no, not at all. He was not that sort of person… Inspector: He didn’t wear a kilt or play the bagpipes? Wife: No, no. Inspector: He never got drunk at night or bought home black puddings? Wife: No, no. Not at all. Inspector: He didn’t have an inadequate brain capacity? Wife: No, no, not at all. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9735 "2022-10-14T13:40:01Z")
Jolly good. Well, back to the office with you then. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9736 "2022-10-14T13:42:26Z")
Battery lights, dynamo lights, rear lights, brains – here we are… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9737 "2022-10-14T15:40:47Z")
Right… this is the plan, then. At 10:45, you, Reg, collect me and Ken in the van, and take us round to the British Jewelry Centre in the High Street. We will arrive outside the British Jewelry Centre at 10:50am. I shall then get out of the car, you, Reg, take it and park it back here in Denver Street, right? At 10:51, I shall enter the British Jewelry Centre, where you, Vic, disguised as a customer, will meet me and hand me £5.18.3d. At 10:52, I shall approach the counter and purchase a watch costing £5.18.3d. I shall then give the watch to you, Vic. You’ll go straight to Norman’s Garage in East Street. You lads continue back up here at 10:56 and we rendezvous in the back room at the Cow and Sickle, at 11:15. All right, any questions? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9738 "2022-10-14T15:46:03Z")
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9739 "2022-10-14T17:54:18Z")
I waggled my wig at him. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9740 "2022-10-14T20:04:37Z")
Lemon curry? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 14, 2022, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9741 "2022-10-14T23:07:24Z")
Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9742 "2022-10-15T03:02:20Z")
Three, sir. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9743 "2022-10-15T15:01:08Z")
Well, it’s getting late. I must go and have a wash. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9744 "2022-10-16T00:36:54Z")
African or European? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9745 "2022-10-16T13:31:52Z")
Today we have, for appetizers moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux, that’s leek tart, frogs’ legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd, c’est à dire, little quails’ eggs on a bed of puréed mushroom. It’s very delicate, very subtle. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9746 "2022-10-16T16:29:54Z")
Better. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9747 "2022-10-16T16:34:45Z")
Do you get wafers with it? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9748 "2022-10-16T17:01:28Z")
Yessir. It’s ah… it’s a bit runny. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9749 "2022-10-16T20:44:25Z")
The text, Vic! Don’t say the text! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9750 "2022-10-16T22:20:06Z")
We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked, have been sacked. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2022, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9751 "2022-10-16T23:59:00Z")
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