# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 492
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2022, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9832 "2022-10-30T16:16:09Z")
Plato, they say, could stick it away Half a crate of whiskey every day Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle Hobbes was fond of his dram And René Descartes was a drunken fart “I drink, therefore I am” Yes, Socrates, himself, is particularly missed A lovely little thinker But a bugger when he’s pissed ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9833 "2022-10-31T16:05:21Z")
Listen Buster! In Reykyavik it is dark for eight months of the year, and it’s cold enough to freeze your wrists off and there’s only golly fish to eat. Administrative errors are bound to occur in enormous quantities. Look at this - it’s all a mistake. It’s a real pain in the sphincter! Icelandic HoneyWeek? My Life! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9834 "2022-10-31T16:18:58Z")
I want to have… I want to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9835 "2022-10-31T17:40:43Z")
Every sperm is sacred Every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted God gets quite irate Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can’t be found ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2022, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9836 "2022-10-31T19:02:16Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9837 "2022-11-01T17:25:04Z")
Dear Sir, I wish to protest in the strongest possible terms. Yours sincerely, Brigadier N. F. Marwood-Git ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9838 "2022-11-01T18:12:31Z")
Jethro Q. Walrustitty… 33,108. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9839 "2022-11-01T18:16:47Z")
Protestant, and fiercely proud of it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9840 "2022-11-01T19:08:33Z")
Well, pretty much as I predicted, except that the Silly Party won. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9841 "2022-11-01T19:33:45Z")
Judean People’s Front… \<_sneer_\> ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9842 "2022-11-01T20:56:26Z")
Splitters! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9843 "2022-11-01T21:23:17Z")
No! Never! No shrubs! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2022, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9844 "2022-11-01T22:57:24Z")
He said it again! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9845 "2022-11-02T01:24:53Z")
And now for something completely different… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9846 "2022-11-02T13:19:40Z")
This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedivere. Explain again how sheep’s bladders can be employed to prevent earthquakes. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9847 "2022-11-02T17:24:22Z")
Oh yes indeed … as the book of Maccabee said … Ye as the flea is like unto an oxen, so is the privet hedge liken unto a botanist black in thy sight, O Lord! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9848 "2022-11-02T18:13:12Z")
Blessed are the cheesemakers?! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9849 "2022-11-02T18:41:07Z")
How much do you hate the Romans? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9850 "2022-11-02T18:44:01Z")
Crucifixion? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2022, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9851 "2022-11-02T18:52:35Z")
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