# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 498
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9952 "2022-11-16T18:02:19Z")
There with the Returning Officer is Arthur Smith, the Sensible candidate, and next to him is Jethro Q. Walrustitty, the Silly candidate, with his agent and his silly wife. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9953 "2022-11-16T18:45:49Z")
Incontinentia. Incontinentia Buttocks. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9954 "2022-11-16T18:48:01Z")
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9955 "2022-11-16T18:51:23Z")
The head, the thorax and the abdomen. They are enclosed in a hard amour-like covering called the exoskeleton, which provides some protection from other nasty little insects but unfortunately not from the dissector’s scalpel. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9956 "2022-11-16T21:38:01Z")
Are you at your wits’ end? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9957 "2022-11-17T19:21:49Z")
Well, there’s a big swing here to the Silly Party, but how big a swing I’m not going to tell you. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9958 "2022-11-17T19:46:50Z")
Have you, er, got any Swiss currency, sir? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9959 "2022-11-17T20:31:41Z")
And the aptly named, Sir Not-Appearing-In-This-Film ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9960 "2022-11-17T20:34:44Z")
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake Your piece of pork, your wife’s best friend ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9961 "2022-11-17T21:45:15Z")
Can I just say that this is the first time I’ve been on television? ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9962 "2022-11-17T22:26:10Z")
If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2022, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9963 "2022-11-17T22:59:39Z")
Eh, excuse me… could somebody give me a push? ---
**Author:** ![K364](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/k364/32/5_2.png) [@K364](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/K364)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9964 "2022-11-18T05:04:50Z")
and that after only three hours of writing, what a Hardy-esque cracker! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9965 "2022-11-18T13:17:58Z")
I am not a man you silly billy. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9966 "2022-11-18T15:04:28Z")
Luton, normally a very sensible constituency with a high proportion of people who aren’t a bit silly, has gone completely ga-ga. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9967 "2022-11-18T17:40:04Z")
Uh-oh, here comes that wacky queen again! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9968 "2022-11-18T18:14:26Z")
And who’s the other fella? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9969 "2022-11-18T18:31:40Z")
Can I just say that this is the second time I’ve been on television? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9970 "2022-11-18T18:36:08Z")
Now the object of this expedition is to see if we can find any traces of last year’s expedition. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2022, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/9971 "2022-11-18T19:15:52Z")
He who is valiant and pure of spirit… …may find the Holy Grail… …in the Castle of Aaargh. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=497) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218.md?page=499)