# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 77
### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1521 "2012-09-16T17:19:00Z")
The Comfy Chair?!?
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2012, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1522 "2012-09-16T17:24:13Z")
Ahhhhh, do your worst!
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1523 "2012-09-16T17:27:12Z")
Spam, Spam, SPAM, spam…
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2012, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1524 "2012-09-16T17:29:31Z")
Cabbage crates coming in over the briney!
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2012, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1525 "2012-09-16T17:31:13Z")
Well, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2012, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1526 "2012-09-16T17:32:50Z")
Twit
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 16, 2012, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1527 "2012-09-16T17:36:35Z")
Snot-nosed Lying Little Git.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1528 "2012-09-17T00:14:16Z")
Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1529 "2012-09-17T00:28:24Z")
Cor, wot a luvley bit o’stuff!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1530 "2012-09-17T00:39:35Z")
Well, what are you doing creeping under a couch at two o’clock in the morning? That doesn’t sound very wise to me.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1531 "2012-09-17T00:50:01Z")
You’re in great peril!
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1532 "2012-09-17T01:03:52Z")
I don’t think I am.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1533 "2012-09-17T01:26:33Z")
Oh Lord, we beseech thee, tell us who croaked Leicester.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1534 "2012-09-17T02:42:28Z")
Of course I can talk, Mother. I’m the Minister of Overseas Development.
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1535 "2012-09-17T03:25:13Z")
Ooooooh, he’s such a clever little boy!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1536 "2012-09-17T13:06:47Z")
Rat cake, Rat sorbet, Rat pudding, or strawberry tart.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1537 "2012-09-17T13:56:33Z")
None shall pass.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1538 "2012-09-17T14:40:29Z")
Now look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1539 "2012-09-17T15:44:07Z")
It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, your Majesty.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1540 "2012-09-17T18:07:24Z")
I can burrow through an elephant.
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