# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 78
### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1541 "2012-09-17T21:46:49Z")
Oh, what a giveaway!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 17, 2012, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1542 "2012-09-17T23:55:08Z")
What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
_ **Dung!** _
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1543 "2012-09-18T00:19:52Z")
Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left!
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1544 "2012-09-18T01:53:38Z")
Welcome to the 127 th anul upper class twitt contest,
This is Gervase Brook-hamppster, whoes father uses him as a waste paper basket.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1545 "2012-09-18T01:54:54Z")
“Four _hours_ to bury the cat?”
“Yes, it wouldn’t keep still.”
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1546 "2012-09-18T13:27:17Z")
“Squad! CONFUSE… a CAT!”
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1547 "2012-09-18T13:57:32Z")
There’s more to this redistribution of wealth business than meets the eye!
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### Author:  [@zamboniracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zamboniracer)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1548 "2012-09-18T14:32:41Z")
Arthur Wilson, right well look, I’ll call you Arthur Wilson one, and you Arthur Wilson two, just to avoid confusion.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1549 "2012-09-18T14:42:50Z")
Yes, I have!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1550 "2012-09-18T14:51:57Z")
Well, we’ll not risk another frontal assault. That rabbit’s dynamite.
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1551 "2012-09-18T16:37:53Z")
Watkins, why did you join the army?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1552 "2012-09-18T16:46:27Z")
Well, I would destroy the lower classes, first with bombs and rockets destroying their homes and then when they run screaming into the streets, mowing them down with submachine guns. I know these views aren’t popular, but I have never courted popularity.
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1553 "2012-09-18T16:52:43Z")
Telephone, Mr Hilter. It’s that nice Mr McGoering from the Bell and Compasses. He says he’s found a place where you can hire bombers by the hour!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1554 "2012-09-18T17:22:40Z")
I’m not supposed to go mad until 1896!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1555 "2012-09-18T18:56:49Z")
Top Hole, Bally Jerry, pranged his kite right in the how’s your father. Hairy blighter, dicky-birdied, feathered back on his Sammy, took a waspy, flipped over on his Betty Harper’s and caught his can in the Bertie.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1556 "2012-09-18T19:14:34Z")
Ah blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur Keeeng”!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1557 "2012-09-18T19:40:02Z")
We are not… entertained!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1558 "2012-09-18T19:46:13Z")
Bring out your dead!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 18, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1559 "2012-09-18T22:46:50Z")
Stwike him, Centuwion!
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 19, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1560 "2012-09-19T01:15:04Z")
Besides all that, what have the Romans ever given us? Nothing!
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