# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 80
### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1581 "2012-09-20T04:48:56Z")
A spanking, a spanking!!!
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1582 "2012-09-20T05:22:13Z")
Like Him, we must think not of the things of the body, but of the face and head!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1583 "2012-09-20T15:49:31Z")
And after the spanking… the Oral Sex!!
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1584 "2012-09-20T17:42:06Z")
Bet you’re gay!
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2012, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1585 "2012-09-20T23:58:11Z")
Look, it’s my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1586 "2012-09-21T00:13:14Z")
Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1587 "2012-09-21T00:56:21Z")
Three cheers for your willie, or john tomas
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1588 "2012-09-21T01:00:24Z")
El llama es un quadrapedo.
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### Author:  [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1589 "2012-09-21T03:06:34Z")
Good Lord…I’m on film!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1590 "2012-09-21T03:52:58Z")
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1591 "2012-09-21T04:54:21Z")
I like tits!!!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1592 "2012-09-21T05:16:20Z")
Stop! This is getting too silly!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1593 "2012-09-21T14:41:12Z")
Dear Sir, I am glad to hear that your studio audience disapproves of the last skit as strongly as I. As a naval officer I abhor the implication that the Royal Navy is a haven for cannibalism. It is well known that we have the problem relatively under control, and that it is the RAF who now suffer the largest casualties in this area. And what do you think the Argylls ate in Aden. Arabs? Yours etc. Captain B.J. Smethwick in a white wine sauce with shallots, mushrooms and garlic.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1594 "2012-09-21T14:42:49Z")
It’s hot enough to boil a monkey’s bum in here, your Majesty.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 21, 2012, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1595 "2012-09-21T17:38:43Z")
but I don’t like spam.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2012, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1596 "2012-09-22T01:33:33Z")
Dennis! There’s some lovely filth down 'ere!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2012, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1597 "2012-09-22T05:38:04Z")
You lucky bastard! You lucky, lucky bastard!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1598 "2012-09-22T13:02:30Z")
Uh-oh, who’s the little number with the nightie and the whip, eh?
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2012, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1599 "2012-09-22T13:02:34Z")
Yes, well, of course, this is just the sort blinkered philistine pig ignorance I’ve come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss about the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes! You wouldn’t let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards. Well I wouldn’t become a freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2012, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1600 "2012-09-22T13:14:51Z")
Hitchcock! Psycho! Arteries! Courtcase! Aaaaagh!
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