# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2012, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1601 "2012-09-22T16:24:45Z")
Mrs. Lieutenant Edale here. Mrs. Midshipman Nesbitt’s got one of her headaches again, so I put her in the torpedo tube.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1602 "2012-09-22T17:27:32Z")
I always preferred the outdoor life…hunting…shooting…fishing…getting out there with a gun and slaughtering a few of God’s creatures.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1603 "2012-09-22T19:16:24Z")
With a melon?
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2012, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1604 "2012-09-23T02:17:12Z")
Good evening. Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’, we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu. That strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve lived through something before, that what is happening now has already happened.
Tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange feeling we sometimes get that we’ve … … …
Anyway, tonight on ‘It’s the Mind’ we examine the phenomenon of déjà vu, that strange…
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2012, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1605 "2012-09-23T02:29:11Z")
Englishmen, you’re all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2012, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1606 "2012-09-23T03:53:28Z")
Is this the office of arguments ?
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2012, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1607 "2012-09-23T03:56:44Z")
I must warn you, sir, that outside I have police dog Josephine, who is not only armed and trained to sniff out certain substances but is also a junkie.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2012, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1608 "2012-09-23T06:18:38Z")
The Magna Carta: was it a document signed at Runnymede in 1215 by King John, pledging independence to the English barons, or was it a piece of chewing gum on a bedspread in Dorset?
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2012, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1609 "2012-09-23T11:11:21Z")
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And all his limbs hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1610 "2012-09-24T01:12:21Z")
Good evening. I’d like to talk to you tonight about the place of the nude in my bed… um… in the history of my bed… of art, of art, I’m sorry. The place of the nude in the history of tart… call-girl… I’m sorry. I’ll start again… Bum… oh what a giveaway. The place of the nude in art.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1611 "2012-09-24T01:42:38Z")
Oh, so you’re Italian, are you?
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2012, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1612 "2012-09-24T15:23:34Z")
You yellow bastard!
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2012, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1613 "2012-09-24T17:58:15Z")
just like my dear papaa…
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2012, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1614 "2012-09-24T23:57:26Z")
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1615 "2012-09-25T00:36:24Z")
I bet she does!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1616 "2012-09-25T02:46:41Z")
August 18th. Fell off near Bovey Tracey. The pump caught in my trouser leg.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1617 "2012-09-25T03:40:47Z")
Oh sod the abattoir.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1618 "2012-09-25T07:56:54Z")
Good, fine, top hole, top hole. Now do you think you could take pain? You could stand up to physical torture?
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1619 "2012-09-25T09:24:06Z")
Oh? My God, what a simply ghastly place.
Not too good is it?! A pint of creme de menthe for my friend. Well how are you, you great poof? Bit lumpy. Ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1620 "2012-09-25T12:29:29Z")
Intercourse the penguin.
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