# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 82
### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1621 "2012-09-25T14:40:31Z")
You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker’s cuss about the struggling artist!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1622 "2012-09-25T16:06:04Z")
Rotating knives, yes.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 25, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1623 "2012-09-25T17:56:54Z")
Nug nug, wink wink, say no more.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1624 "2012-09-26T00:26:35Z")
All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1625 "2012-09-26T01:05:20Z")
Oh sod the abattoir, that’s not important. But if any of you could put in a word for me I’d love to be a mason. Masonry opens doors. I’d be very quiet, I was a bit on edge just now but if I were a mason I’d sit at the back and not get in anyone’s way.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1626 "2012-09-26T01:48:29Z")
August 23rd. Fell off near Budleigh Salterton.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1627 "2012-09-26T02:02:19Z")
And, if you think you got a nasty taunting this time, you ain’t heard nothing yet!
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1628 "2012-09-26T04:37:20Z")
My brain hurts!
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1629 "2012-09-26T05:28:22Z")
Well, being a member of the Conservative Party, all I can do is drone on and on, never letting anyone get a word in edgewise, until I turn blue in the face and start to foam at the mouth and fall over backwards.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1630 "2012-09-26T14:21:12Z")
August 26th. Fell off near Ottery St Mary. The pump caught in my trouser leg. Decided to wear short trousers from now on.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1631 "2012-09-26T14:49:20Z")
Anarcho-syndicalism is a way of preserving freedom.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 26, 2012, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1632 "2012-09-26T15:24:12Z")
Fell off near Tiverton. Perhaps a shorter pump is the answer.
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1633 "2012-09-27T04:07:26Z")
Oh, come come, don’t play games with me, my Lord of Buckingham.
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1634 "2012-09-27T04:30:48Z")
She’s bloody dying and all you bring us is lupins. All we’ve eaten mate for the last four bleeding weeks is lupin soup, roast lupin, steamed lupin, braised lupin in lupin sauce, lupin in the basket with sauted lupins, lupin meringue pie, lupin sorbet. We sit on lupins, we sleep in lupins, we feed the cat on lupins, we burn lupins, we even wear the bloody things!
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1635 "2012-09-27T05:45:05Z")
The cat’s just choked itself to death on them!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1636 "2012-09-27T07:02:05Z")
I think they look rather smart.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1637 "2012-09-27T07:45:52Z")
We are the Judean People’s Front crack suicide squad!
Suicide squad, attack!
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1638 "2012-09-27T07:53:05Z")
“bicycle pump centre. Specialists in shorter bicycle pumps.”
“short pumps available here”
“we shorten pumps while-u-wait”
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1639 "2012-09-27T07:57:34Z")
And this is my wife, Audrey. She smells a bit, but she has a heart of gold.
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1640 "2012-09-27T08:07:21Z")
Shut up you bitch.
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