# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 83
### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1641 "2012-09-27T08:31:51Z")
What makes you think she’s a witch?
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1642 "2012-09-27T08:38:47Z")
She’s got a wart.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1643 "2012-09-27T13:23:02Z")
What a stroke of luck! Now perhaps cycling will become less precarious.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1644 "2012-09-27T15:09:43Z")
I’m sorry. I’m afraid I’ve caught poetry.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1645 "2012-09-27T17:14:57Z")
Does she, govenor, well does she, say no more, wink wink
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 27, 2012, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1646 "2012-09-27T23:59:11Z")
Would you like me to show you the door?
Well that’s extremely thoughtful of you, but I saw it on the way in.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1647 "2012-09-28T01:52:45Z")
Please, could you tell me the way to Iddesleigh? …Normally I would have asked a policeman or a minister of the Church, but finding no one available, I thought it better to consult a man with some professional qualifications, rather than rely on the possibly confused testimony of a passerby.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1648 "2012-09-28T02:00:00Z")
All right, I’ll have a quick look at yer Thomas Hardy.
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1649 "2012-09-28T02:43:01Z")
Sept 2nd. Did not fall off outside Iddesleigh.
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2012, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1650 "2012-09-28T19:03:47Z")
I’ve heard of unisex but I’ve never had it.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 28, 2012, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1651 "2012-09-28T20:28:39Z")
It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1652 "2012-09-29T03:26:01Z")
Fell off in Tavistock.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1653 "2012-09-29T03:32:21Z")
You’re lucky-you’re not next to him.
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1654 "2012-09-29T05:02:26Z")
You’ve destroyed the atmosphere now.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1655 "2012-09-29T10:25:45Z")
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1656 "2012-09-29T12:53:24Z")
Otherwise the contents of the sandwich box were relatively unharmed, though I detected small particles of bitumen in the chocolate cupcakes.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1657 "2012-09-29T15:09:47Z")
Englishmen, you’re all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1658 "2012-09-29T17:26:50Z")
I wish to make a complaint.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1659 "2012-09-29T17:33:40Z")
This is a vegetarian restaurant — we serve no meat of any kind. We’re not only proud of that, we’re smug about it.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1660 "2012-09-29T19:18:23Z")
Now THIS! Now THIS! It’s the end of the road!!!
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