# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 84
### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1661 "2012-09-29T22:58:33Z")
We’ve got a witch!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2012, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1662 "2012-09-29T23:03:22Z")
Does your lovely daughter like Tizer? Eh?
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### Author:  [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1663 "2012-09-30T02:05:40Z")
Oh, no, “tit” is tinny!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1664 "2012-09-30T02:08:28Z")
And now for something completely different.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1665 "2012-09-30T03:57:49Z")
I’ts possible to irratate people, in most any circumstance
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### Author:  [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1666 "2012-09-30T04:08:05Z")
I don’t care how fucking runny it is. Hand it over with all speed.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1667 "2012-09-30T04:21:42Z")
The sausage roll, the crisps and ginger bisquit were unscathed.
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1668 "2012-09-30T08:31:01Z")
I wouldn’t mind buying _her_ a bottle of Tizer… if it’s available in this area, that is.
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1669 "2012-09-30T08:32:29Z")
Oooooooooohhh…! The cat’s eaten it.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1670 "2012-09-30T14:01:44Z")
Doooo doooo doo doo doo!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2012, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1671 "2012-09-30T18:34:07Z")
Stop thinking about sex!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2012, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1672 "2012-10-01T01:35:50Z")
Do you know that in our laboratories, we have developed a cheese sandwich that can withstand an impact of 4,000 pounds per square inch?
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2012, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1673 "2012-10-01T01:47:37Z")
Bottom.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2012, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1674 "2012-10-01T14:30:11Z")
And, when you are done with her, you may…spank me.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1675 "2012-10-01T14:56:06Z")
Oh yes, certainly, yes indeed, I find the grounds delightful, and the servants most attentive.
Particularly the little serving maid with GREAT BIG KNOCKERS!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1676 "2012-10-01T15:48:03Z")
_Gulliver_
No longer will food be squashed, crushed and damaged, by the ignorance and stupidity of the driver! Whole picnics will be built to withstand the most enormous forces! Snacks will be safer than ever! An simple pot of salad dressing, treated in our laboratories, has been subjected to the impact of a 4,000 pound steam hammer every day for the last sixteen years, and has it broken?
\*Pither \*
Er… well…
_Gulliver_
Yes, of course it has… but there are other ideas - the safety straps for sardines for instance.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2012, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1677 "2012-10-01T15:53:09Z")
Well, that’s where we take a new baby out of a lady’s tummy.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1678 "2012-10-01T17:47:56Z")
Don’t push that baby in the Savior’s face. You’ve got till later.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2012, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1679 "2012-10-02T01:21:18Z")
Nice one, Centurion - like it, like it!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1680 "2012-10-02T03:57:42Z")
P-I-T-H-E-R… as in Brotherhood, but with PI instead of the BRO and no HOOD.
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