# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 85
### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2012, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1681 "2012-10-02T07:02:30Z")
Don’t come here with that posh talk, you nasty, stuck-up twit!
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2012, 10:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1682 "2012-10-02T10:02:34Z")
What a strange turn this cycling tour has taken. Mr Gulliver
appears to have lost his memory and far from being interested in safer food is
now convinced that he is Clodagh Rogers the young girl singer. I am taking him
for medical attention.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2012, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1683 "2012-10-02T12:37:37Z")
Thank you, thank you, Conrad Poohs and his exploding teeth! A smile, two fangs, and an “excuse me!”
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1684 "2012-10-02T14:35:54Z")
A chicken, sir. Certainly.
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### Author:  [@BwanaBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BwanaBob)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2012, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1685 "2012-10-02T14:43:03Z")
An hoop.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 2, 2012, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1686 "2012-10-02T14:59:11Z")
Friends of the revolution I have returned!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1687 "2012-10-03T01:20:53Z")
September 4th. Well, I never. We are now in the Alpes Maritimes region of Southern France. Clodagh seems more intent on reaching Moscow than on rehearsing her new BBC2 series with Buddy Rich and the Younger Generation…
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1688 "2012-10-03T01:52:25Z")
Good evening. Tonight - dinosaurs. I have here sitting in the studio next to me an elk. Aaagghhhh!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1689 "2012-10-03T09:55:23Z")
Better get a bucket. I’m gonna throw up.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1690 "2012-10-03T11:06:03Z")
All right, we’ll give it a whirl.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1691 "2012-10-03T11:24:27Z")
“VOOM”? Mate, this bird wouldn’t “voom” if you put four million volts through it! ‘E’s bleedin’ demised!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1692 "2012-10-03T14:04:28Z")
Senseless waste of human life.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1693 "2012-10-03T14:07:57Z")
Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1694 "2012-10-03T14:28:51Z")
Pretty strong meat there, from \* sniff\* Sam Peckinpah.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1695 "2012-10-03T14:39:53Z")
I’m not a roman mum, I’m a kike, a yid, a heebie, a hook-nose, I’m kosher mum, I’m a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1696 "2012-10-03T14:41:17Z")
What I object to is you automatically treat me like an inferior!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1697 "2012-10-03T14:46:36Z")
We find your American beer like making love in a canoe. It’s fucking close to water.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1698 "2012-10-03T19:53:39Z")
Is your name not Bruce, then?
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1699 "2012-10-03T20:07:50Z")
If we took the bones out, it wouldn’t be crunchy, would it?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 3, 2012, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1700 "2012-10-03T20:12:15Z")
Stalin has always hated me.
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