# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 86
### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1701 "2012-10-04T00:51:03Z")
Who hit yours then, Goliath’s big brother?
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1702 "2012-10-04T00:55:34Z")
The development of the industrial proletariat is conditioned by what other development?
Karl Marx: The development of the industrial bourgeoisie.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1703 "2012-10-04T03:22:30Z")
One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture… There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1704 "2012-10-04T13:13:10Z")
There’s nowt wrong wi’ gala luncheons, lad! I’ve had more gala luncheons than you’ve had hot dinners!
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1705 "2012-10-04T14:35:19Z")
Well suppose some of your tanks was to get broken and troops started getting lost, er, fights started breaking out during general inspection…
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1706 "2012-10-04T14:36:21Z")
We use only the finest baby frogs, dew picked and flown from Iraq, cleansed in finest quality spring water, lightly killed, and then sealed in a succulent Swiss quintuple smooth treble cream milk chocolate envelope and lovingly frosted with glucose.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1707 "2012-10-04T14:48:47Z")
Well do you have anything that does not have spam with it ?
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1708 "2012-10-04T14:54:40Z")
Oh, well. There goes the neighbourhood!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1709 "2012-10-04T15:20:22Z")
Well, that’s cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn’t it?
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 4, 2012, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1710 "2012-10-04T15:37:58Z")
Well, why don’t you go and tell him you want to be a leper again?
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2012, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1711 "2012-10-05T21:38:31Z")
HAPPY 43rd ANNIVERSARY - Monty Python
I’m a lumberjack, and I’m OK
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 5, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1712 "2012-10-05T23:25:06Z")
We can think for ourselves!
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1713 "2012-10-06T00:12:22Z")
No, you may not give urine instead of blood.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 6, 2012, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1714 "2012-10-06T05:15:02Z")
This morning, shortly after 11:00, comedy struck this little house on Dibley Road. Sudden…violent…comedy.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2012, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1715 "2012-10-07T03:00:08Z")
They began to operate what they called “The Operation.” They would select a victim and then threaten to beat him up if he paid them the so-called protection money.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2012, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1716 "2012-10-07T03:35:38Z")
bangers, spam, mash, squeak, spam…
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### Author:  [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2012, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1717 "2012-10-07T08:13:05Z")
And so we registered at the Smolensk Young Men’s Anti-Christian Association.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2012, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1718 "2012-10-07T09:15:55Z")
I didn’t really call you “Eddie Baby”, did I, sweetie?
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2012, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1719 "2012-10-07T12:01:24Z")
I think I’d feel more comfortable in a bugged room.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 7, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1720 "2012-10-07T12:47:26Z")
Crucifixion lasts hours. It’s a slow, horrible death.
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