# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 **Category:** Thread Games **Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 88
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1741 "2012-10-10T02:16:20Z")
Three, sir! ---
### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt) #### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1742 "2012-10-10T02:53:55Z")
Life’s a piece of shit when you look at it. ---
### Author: ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion) #### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1743 "2012-10-10T03:12:06Z")
And that’s Capricorn is it? ---
### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt) #### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1744 "2012-10-10T03:17:09Z")
Now, it’s quite simple to deal with a banana fiend. First, you force him to drop the banana. Then, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him helpless! ---
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1745 "2012-10-10T16:35:32Z")
What if they’ve got a pointed stick? ---
### Author: ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite) #### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1746 "2012-10-10T17:02:07Z")
Leave them laughing when you go. ---
### Author: ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion) #### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1747 "2012-10-10T18:27:50Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > What if they’ve got a pointed stick? Shut up! ---
### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt) #### Post date: [October 11, 2012, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1748 "2012-10-11T01:23:55Z")
No madam, I’m a burglar, I burgle people. ---
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [October 11, 2012, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1749 "2012-10-11T13:09:42Z")
I might be arguing in my spare time. ---
### Author: ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion) #### Post date: [October 11, 2012, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1750 "2012-10-11T14:36:04Z")
Where are you from, Nose City? ---
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [October 11, 2012, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1751 "2012-10-11T15:17:58Z")
Those are the rules, that’s the game, we’re all out of time, 'til next time, bye bye! ---
### Author: ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf) #### Post date: [October 11, 2012, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1752 "2012-10-11T18:10:17Z")
It’s only a model… ---
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [October 11, 2012, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1753 "2012-10-11T19:02:48Z")
What are you thinking, giving a bomb to a baby? ---
### Author: ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance) #### Post date: [October 11, 2012, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1754 "2012-10-11T23:30:02Z")
It’s only a model. ---
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [October 12, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1755 "2012-10-12T02:21:58Z")
> [@Askance](#): > > It’s only a model. See two posts before yours. _Nobody_ expected the Spanish Inquisition! ---
### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool) #### Post date: [October 12, 2012, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1756 "2012-10-12T11:35:06Z")
Well, Mr Walters, what’s it like being invisible? Well, for a start, at the office where I work I can be sitting at my desk all day and the others totally ignore me. At home, even though we are in the same room, my wife does not speak to me for hours, people pass me by in the street without a glance in my direction, and I can walk into a room without… ---
### Author: ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite) #### Post date: [October 12, 2012, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1757 "2012-10-12T16:55:35Z")
I say gove, your wife, does she go, does she go, say now mo’, wink wink ---
### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir) #### Post date: [October 12, 2012, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1758 "2012-10-12T19:08:16Z")
Well, what about those juniper bushes over there? ---
### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt) #### Post date: [October 12, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1759 "2012-10-12T19:28:28Z")
I would tax Raquel Welch. I have a feeling she’d tax me. ---
### Author: ![Ken001](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/43a26b/32.png) [@Ken001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ken001) #### Post date: [October 13, 2012, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1760 "2012-10-13T04:48:04Z")
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