# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 89
### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2012, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1761 "2012-10-13T16:43:53Z")
Some things in life are bad, they can really make you mad
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 13, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1762 "2012-10-13T23:04:06Z")
That rabbit’s dynamite!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2012, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1763 "2012-10-14T08:24:39Z")
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2012, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1764 "2012-10-14T09:57:02Z")
You want to complain! Look at these shoes. I’ve only had them three weeks and the heels are worn right through.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1765 "2012-10-14T16:30:52Z")
Oh, dear. I have trodden in monsieur’s bucket.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1766 "2012-10-14T16:52:19Z")
From now on you shall be called “Brian that is called Brian”.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 14, 2012, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1767 "2012-10-14T19:36:48Z")
We should worship the sandal.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2012, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1768 "2012-10-15T01:32:08Z")
… and swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they’re acrobats forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging into queues and …
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1769 "2012-10-15T02:26:46Z")
And on my right - putting the case against the Government - is a small patch of brown liquid… which could be creosote or some extract used in industrial varnishing.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2012, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1770 "2012-10-15T15:45:33Z")
They’re a typical Hollywood audience. All the kids are on drugs and all the adults are on roller skates.
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### Author:  [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2012, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1771 "2012-10-15T17:07:09Z")
And already Colin is beginning to work on that weak left knee of his.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2012, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1772 "2012-10-15T17:47:43Z")
Ooooh my brain hurts.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 15, 2012, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1773 "2012-10-15T19:28:26Z")
Shall I “thwow” him to the floor, sir?
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2012, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1774 "2012-10-17T02:40:12Z")
… and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl sandals and last Tuesday’s Daily Express and he drones on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up over the Cuba Libres.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2012, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1775 "2012-10-17T14:12:40Z")
And Protestantism doesn’t stop at the simple condom. Oh, no. I can wear French Ticklers if I want.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 17, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1776 "2012-10-17T17:21:17Z")
No one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle. Is that clear?
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1777 "2012-10-18T04:17:26Z")
And sitting in their cotton sunfrocks, squirting Timothy White Suncream all over their puffy, raw, swollen, purulent flesh, 'cos they overdid it on the first day.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1778 "2012-10-18T04:46:41Z")
That’s never a willow.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1779 "2012-10-18T05:12:40Z")
Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I’m a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood’s gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! “You’re cured, mate.” Bloody do-gooder.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1780 "2012-10-18T13:40:18Z")
Dinsdale…?
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