# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 90
### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1781 "2012-10-18T16:30:21Z")
As early in the late 14th century, or indeed as late as the early 14th century…
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1782 "2012-10-18T17:13:27Z")
Of course you don’t getting fucking wafers with it, you cunt. It’s a fucking albatross innit.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1783 "2012-10-18T17:56:09Z")
He knows of a cave–a cave which no man has entered.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1784 "2012-10-18T18:17:35Z")
Mr. Pither, perhaps you could put in a good word for so we could join a very smart bingo club in Coronworl.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 18, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1785 "2012-10-18T23:22:52Z")
When you finally get to Malaga airport, everybody’s queueing for the bloody toilet, and queueing for the bloody half-customs officers, and queueing for the bloody bus that isn’t there, waiting to take you to the hotel that hasn’t yet been built.
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### Author:  [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2012, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1786 "2012-10-21T02:21:41Z")
Yes, but with government backing, I think I could make it very silly.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2012, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1787 "2012-10-21T11:15:09Z")
Excuse me, are you suggesting _eating my mother?_
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2012, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1788 "2012-10-21T16:20:24Z")
He’s a real creepy little bastard, he is. I hate 'im.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2012, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1789 "2012-10-21T22:40:01Z")
When you finally get to the half-built Algerian ruin called the Hotel del Sol, by paying half your holiday money to a licensed bandit in a taxi, there’s no water in the pool, there’s no water in the bog, there’s no water in the tap, there’s only a bleeding lizard in the bidet, and half the rooms are double-booked, and you can’t sleep anyway, 'cause of the permanent twenty-four hour drilling of the foundations of the hotel next door.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 21, 2012, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1790 "2012-10-21T22:45:06Z")
No one knows what strange and distant planet he came from, or where he was going to… Wherever he went, terror and destruction were sure to follow.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2012, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1791 "2012-10-22T00:54:44Z")
And then… the oral sex!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2012, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1792 "2012-10-22T01:09:49Z")
“World Domination” t-shirts are available…
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### Author:  [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2012, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1793 "2012-10-22T01:42:30Z")
Well of course it was nailed there; otherwise it would’ve muscled up to those bars and VOOM!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1794 "2012-10-22T03:14:24Z")
Look, I don’t think it should be a sin, just for saying “Jehovah”.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1795 "2012-10-22T16:27:55Z")
I’ll have two with good points, a big flat one, and a bag of gravel please.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 22, 2012, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1796 "2012-10-22T21:53:51Z")
Well most things we do for pleasure nowadays are taxed, except one.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1797 "2012-10-23T13:33:36Z")
You want anything done in this country, you have to complain until you’re blue in the face.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1798 "2012-10-23T14:22:26Z")
nm
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1799 "2012-10-23T14:28:30Z")
There’s nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1800 "2012-10-23T16:41:14Z")
And then gentlemen, this dog goes up to the tree and he piddles on it!
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