# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 91
### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2012, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1801 "2012-10-23T21:39:34Z")
we are the knight who say ni
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1802 "2012-10-24T00:12:50Z")
“It’s hotter than a monkey’s bum in here, Your Majesty,” he said, and she smiled quietly to herself.
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### Author:  [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1803 "2012-10-24T00:22:24Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> You want anything done in this country, you have to complain until you’re blue in the face.
I thought it was “blue in the mouth.” 😕
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1804 "2012-10-24T03:55:25Z")
Once upon a time, there was an enchanted prince, who ruled the land beyond the wobbles. One day, he discovered a spot on his face. Foolishly, he ignored it…and three years later, he died of cancer. The spot, however, flourished, and soon set out to seek its fortune.
> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> I thought it was “blue in the mouth.” 😕
Pretty sure both have been attested in various versions. [The Parrot Sketch](http://www.wepsite.de/Parrot%20Sketch.htm) - see note #26
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1805 "2012-10-24T04:15:49Z")
I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1806 "2012-10-24T14:51:08Z")
At last! A call, a cry of distress! This could be the sign that leads us to the Holy Grail! Brave, brave Concorde! You shall not have died in vain!
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1807 "2012-10-24T16:41:59Z")
I’m getting better!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1808 "2012-10-24T17:01:23Z")
I don’t care how fucking runny it is; hand it over with all speed.
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### Author:  [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1809 "2012-10-24T19:48:34Z")
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Burglar!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1810 "2012-10-24T20:34:14Z")
Stop talking to the camera.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1811 "2012-10-24T23:25:11Z")
Well, let’s see what we’ve got next. In a few moments, ‘It’s a Tree’, and in the chair as usual is Arthur Tree, and starring in the show will be a host of star guests as his guest stars, and then, at 9.30, we’ve got another rollocking half-hour of laughter-packed squalor with ‘Yes, It’s the Sewage Farm Attendants’.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 24, 2012, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1812 "2012-10-24T23:29:28Z")
I only told the good wife that that peice of halibut was good enough for jehova
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2012, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1813 "2012-10-25T02:11:23Z")
Are there any _women_ here?
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2012, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1814 "2012-10-25T05:51:46Z")
Don’t come here with that posh talk, you nasty, stuck-up twit!
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1815 "2012-10-25T17:57:43Z")
fish dance
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2012, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1816 "2012-10-25T20:14:52Z")
If the penguin belonged to the zoo, it would have “Property of the Zoo” stamped on it!
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 25, 2012, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1817 "2012-10-25T23:25:07Z")
ARTHUR TREE: Hello. Hello people, and welcome to ‘It’s a Tree’. We have some really exciting guests for you this evening: a fabulous spruce, back from a tour of Holland; three gum trees making their first appearance in this country; Scots pine and the conifers, and Elm Tree Bole… there you go; can’t be bad… an exciting new American plank, a rainforest and a bucket of sawdust giving their views on teenage violence, and an unusual guest for this programme, a piece of laminated plastic.
PIECE OF LAMINATED PLASTIC: Hi there!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2012, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1818 "2012-10-26T02:51:31Z")
Then did we bust the Harry Tony mob, who did seek to import Scandinavian filth via Germany. For six years they cleaned up a packet - came the day I got whiff of them through a squealer and within one week did a mop-up right good. They’re now languishing, doing five years’ bird in Parkhurst.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2012, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1819 "2012-10-26T03:38:33Z")
!! witch…witch ?? WITCH …witch … witch !!!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 26, 2012, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1820 "2012-10-26T05:39:01Z")
Allow me to introduce myself. I’m Chief Constable There’samanbehindyou.
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