# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1821 "2012-10-27T01:29:41Z")

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Yeah! It looks great! The fat one balances the two skinny ones.

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1822 "2012-10-27T04:38:51Z")

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me…

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1823 "2012-10-27T12:33:59Z")

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And after that, the old ladies are thrown into the fjords!

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1824 "2012-10-27T12:47:39Z")

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We have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

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### Author: ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1825 "2012-10-27T14:06:08Z")

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Stand and deliver! Your lupines or your life!

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### Author: ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1826 "2012-10-27T16:26:36Z")

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I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. Anybody else feel like a little… giggle… when I mention my fwiend… Biggus…Dickus?!

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1827 "2012-10-27T16:27:28Z")

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Englishmen, you’re all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.

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### Author: ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1828 "2012-10-27T18:18:43Z")

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I wish to make a complaint.

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1829 "2012-10-27T19:31:45Z")

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French Ticklers. Black Mambos. Crocodile Ribs. Sheaths that are designed not only to protect, but also to enhance the stimulation of sexual congress.

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1830 "2012-10-27T20:51:40Z")

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Oh, intercourse the penguin!

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### Author: ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1831 "2012-10-27T21:06:47Z")

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> [@CoastalMaineiac](#):
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> Stand and deliver! Your lupines or your life!

He’s pining for the fjords.

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### Author: ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1832 "2012-10-27T22:29:22Z")

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He’s not pining, he’s **passed on**!

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### Author: ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)
#### Post date: [October 27, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1833 "2012-10-27T22:32:44Z")

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How many Romans???

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1834 "2012-10-28T00:39:04Z")

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Watch it - there’s still a few crosses left.

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### Author: ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1835 "2012-10-28T07:55:50Z")

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What is your quest?

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### Author: ![getitrite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1836 "2012-10-28T19:21:54Z")

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Your mother was a hampsire, and your father smelled of elderberries.

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### Author: ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1837 "2012-10-28T19:48:06Z")

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“Hamster,” I think.

‘Splunge’ for me, too, sir. Definitely.

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### Author: ![Knorf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/58956e/32.png) [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1838 "2012-10-28T22:29:43Z")

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Follow me. Follow me. That’s good, that’s good! A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!

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### Author: ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [October 28, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1839 "2012-10-28T23:49:46Z")

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> [@getitrite](#):
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> Your mother was a **hampsire** , and your father smelled of elderberries.

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

[Ironic user handle too… :D]

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### Author: ![CoastalMaineiac](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e8c25b/32.png) [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1840 "2012-10-29T00:41:37Z")

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> [@DSYoungEsq](#):
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> He’s not pining, he’s **passed on**!

This is a late parrot!

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