# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 93
### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2012, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1841 "2012-10-29T02:26:31Z")
You’re in luck, here’s the Lord Mayor.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2012, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1842 "2012-10-29T15:03:36Z")
I’m not a pacifist, sir: I’m a coward.
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### Author:  [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2012, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1843 "2012-10-29T15:28:35Z")
Brave Sir Robin Ran Away!
Bravely ran away, away!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [October 29, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1844 "2012-10-29T16:29:07Z")
The rush of the mountain stream, the bleat of the sheep, and the broad, clear Highland skies reflected in tarn and loch form the breathtaking backdrop against which Ewan McTeagle writes such poems as “Lend us a quid 'til the end of the week.”
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2012, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1845 "2012-10-30T02:14:31Z")
Beethoven: Pikelets, pikelets. Shakespeare never had this trouble.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [October 30, 2012, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1846 "2012-10-30T03:21:24Z")
Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, The Last Supper. I’m not happy about it.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1847 "2012-11-01T01:48:27Z")
Jehovah, jehovah…Jehovah !!!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1848 "2012-11-01T01:56:07Z")
I say you are Lord, and I should know. I’ve followed a few.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1849 "2012-11-01T15:11:36Z")
Is your name not Bruce, then?
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1850 "2012-11-01T15:25:31Z")
Shut your noise, you! And get that suit on! And no singing!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1851 "2012-11-01T17:34:16Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Is your name not Bruce, then?
That’s going to cause a bit of confusion.
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### Author:  [@Runestar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Runestar)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1852 "2012-11-01T19:19:27Z")
I think what’s happened to your wife is terribly, terribly, funny…tragic!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 1, 2012, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1853 "2012-11-01T21:07:43Z")
Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there.
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### Author:  [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1854 "2012-11-02T01:22:34Z")
Senseless waste of human life.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2012, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1855 "2012-11-02T04:22:53Z")
Right! Stop that! It’s SILLY. Very SILLY indeed!
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2012, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1856 "2012-11-02T04:39:48Z")
Now, one small thing I noticed back here, where are we? Ah yes, your middle name Olbalinskavichski, not Russian are you?
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2012, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1857 "2012-11-02T10:07:28Z")
Bingo!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2012, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1858 "2012-11-02T14:22:17Z")
I object to all this sex on the television. I mean, I keep falling off.
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### Author:  [@CoastalMaineiac](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CoastalMaineiac)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2012, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1859 "2012-11-02T21:25:12Z")
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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### Author:  [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)
#### Post date: [November 2, 2012, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1860 "2012-11-02T23:24:28Z")
Look, I came in here for an argument!
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