# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 94
### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2012, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1861 "2012-11-03T05:41:25Z")
I always preferred the outdoor life…hunting…shooting…fishing…getting out there with a gun and slaughtering a few of God’s creatures.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2012, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1862 "2012-11-03T06:34:37Z")
A tiger in Africa?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1863 "2012-11-03T21:15:36Z")
Blimey, whatever did I give the wife?
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [November 3, 2012, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1864 "2012-11-03T23:09:47Z")
Oh there you go, bringing class into it again.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1865 "2012-11-04T00:00:47Z")
This is a cheese shop ?
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### Author:  [@bot3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bot3)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2012, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1866 "2012-11-04T04:23:57Z")
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2012, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1867 "2012-11-05T00:51:08Z")
Oh yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other’s houses with each other’s property all day.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2012, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1868 "2012-11-05T03:07:33Z")
Finest in the district!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2012, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1869 "2012-11-05T04:46:34Z")
The great advantage of the tiger in unarmed combat is that he eats not only the raspberry-laden foe but also the raspberries.
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### Author:  [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1870 "2012-11-06T00:34:22Z")
Pretty predictable, really. It was an act of pure optimism to have posed the question in the first place.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1871 "2012-11-06T01:54:06Z")
Rotten. Rotten. You’re no bloody use at all. You’re an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed!
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1872 "2012-11-06T05:39:28Z")
For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1873 "2012-11-06T10:16:45Z")
He was a gentleman, Dinsdale, and what’s more he knew how to treat a female impersonator.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1874 "2012-11-06T10:42:52Z")
Well, that’s cast rather a gloom over the evening, hasn’t it?
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1875 "2012-11-06T13:31:46Z")
Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1876 "2012-11-06T18:56:56Z")
Presented as an Election Day public service: [- YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU)
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1877 "2012-11-06T22:28:59Z")
… pronounced “Throat-warbler Mangrove”.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1878 "2012-11-07T01:24:03Z")
Do you want to come upstairs?
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1879 "2012-11-07T15:10:42Z")
And so the Silly Party has taken Luton!
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### Author:  [@Hyperelastic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyperelastic)
#### Post date: [November 7, 2012, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1880 "2012-11-07T15:25:57Z")
Two choc-ices please.
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