# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 95
### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2012, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1881 "2012-11-08T00:03:23Z")
Cabbage crates coming in over the briny!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2012, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1882 "2012-11-08T00:38:50Z")
It’s not any bloody flavor.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2012, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1883 "2012-11-08T02:01:04Z")
Possibly… but I may be Superintendent Gaskell of the Vice Squad.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2012, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1884 "2012-11-08T04:35:57Z")
One day you’ll realize there’s more to life than culture… There’s dirt, and smoke, and good honest sweat!
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2012, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1885 "2012-11-08T17:21:29Z")
NO spam
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2012, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1886 "2012-11-08T21:04:30Z")
He’s a lumberjack and he’s OK, he sleeps all night and he works all day.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [November 8, 2012, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1887 "2012-11-08T22:53:12Z")
We’re interrupting this sketch but we’ll be bringing you back the moment anything interesting happens. Meanwhile here are some friends of mine.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1888 "2012-11-09T03:03:33Z")
He ran away!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 9, 2012, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1889 "2012-11-09T03:13:53Z")
I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am.
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### Author:  [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2012, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1890 "2012-11-10T05:38:37Z")
Not much fun in Stalingrad, no.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2012, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1891 "2012-11-10T05:40:32Z")
This isn’t an argument! It’s just contradiction!
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2012, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1892 "2012-11-10T18:27:31Z")
No, it isn’t.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1893 "2012-11-10T18:45:03Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> No, it isn’t.
Yes it is.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2012, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1894 "2012-11-10T18:45:04Z")
On second thought, let’s not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [November 10, 2012, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1895 "2012-11-10T22:38:03Z")
Pumas keep Hank Jansen on open shelves!
Regards,
Shodan
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2012, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1896 "2012-11-11T02:59:10Z")
I can’t pretend that this library hasn’t had its difficulties. Mr. Robertson, your predecessor, an excellent librarian, savaged three people last week and had to be destroyed.
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### Author:  [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2012, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1897 "2012-11-11T06:30:52Z")
My nipples explode with delight!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2012, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1898 "2012-11-11T06:32:18Z")
Oh, good morning! Have you come to arrange a holiday or would you like a blowjob?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1899 "2012-11-11T21:29:20Z")
Oh, yes, Kipling Road was a typical East End Street, people were in and out of each other’s houses with each other’s property all day. They were a cheery lot… Cheerful and violent.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [November 11, 2012, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1900 "2012-11-11T22:34:33Z")
Hello! Well, it’s just after eight o’clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.
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