# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1941 "2012-11-18T02:03:45Z")
Working with fabrics and experimenting with interior design!?!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2012, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1942 "2012-11-18T16:18:14Z")
It’s just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2012, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1943 "2012-11-18T18:33:30Z")
… How do you defend yourself against a peice of fresh fruit.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1944 "2012-11-18T19:04:17Z")
Another man who had his head nailed to the floor was Stig O’ Tracy.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 18, 2012, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1945 "2012-11-18T19:35:43Z")
> [@BMalion](#):
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> Working with fabrics and experimenting with interior design!?!
Oh, then you want the Durham Light Infantry.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2012, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1946 "2012-11-19T04:55:12Z")
Well, fuck you. I can live my life in my own way if I want to.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2012, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1947 "2012-11-19T15:57:04Z")
Oh can’t you do better than that? I mean it’s so predictable I’ve seen it a million times. Knock, knock, knock come in, ah Mr Phelps take a seat. I’ve seen it and seen it.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1948 "2012-11-19T20:35:44Z")
Shut up! Oh, it drives me mad.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1949 "2012-11-19T21:26:10Z")
Gor blimey!
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2012, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1950 "2012-11-19T21:35:45Z")
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### Author:  [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2012, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1951 "2012-11-19T21:36:47Z")
of Ulm.
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2012, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1952 "2012-11-19T21:57:19Z")
Of Ulm.
Oh bugger.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [November 19, 2012, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1953 "2012-11-19T22:36:51Z")
Good. Take her into the fœtus-frightening room.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1954 "2012-11-20T04:43:44Z")
…of Ulm.
Double bugger!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 20, 2012, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1955 "2012-11-20T15:10:57Z")
Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 21, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1956 "2012-11-21T22:15:00Z")
Could we have 2 cups of coffee please Mrs. Twolumps?
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1957 "2012-11-22T02:36:12Z")
Vewy well. I shall fwee Wodewick!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 22, 2012, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1958 "2012-11-22T13:34:14Z")
Wonderful what we can do nowdays.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2012, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1959 "2012-11-23T04:16:04Z")
We _are_ struggling together!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2012, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1960 "2012-11-23T13:43:30Z")
Better get a bucket. I’m gonna throw up.
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