# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218
**Category:** Thread Games
**Created:** [April 24, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218 "2010-04-24T16:36:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 99
### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2012, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1961 "2012-11-23T14:39:17Z")
A mad psychiatrist, that’d be new.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2012, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1962 "2012-11-23T17:49:37Z")
I have a vewy good fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2012, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1963 "2012-11-23T17:52:12Z")
Uh, I’m…I’m not quite dead, sir.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 23, 2012, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1964 "2012-11-23T20:58:14Z")
Red… no, blue! Aiyeeeeeeeeeee!
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2012, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1965 "2012-11-24T07:46:27Z")
Oh, intercourse the penguin!
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 24, 2012, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1966 "2012-11-24T17:14:15Z")
Sorry squire, I’ve apparently gobbed all over your carpet.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2012, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1967 "2012-11-25T01:10:39Z")
'Ello, 'ello, 'ello - what’s all this, then?
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1968 "2012-11-25T04:43:46Z")
You don’t frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called “Arthur King,” you and all your silly English K-nig-hts.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2012, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1969 "2012-11-25T05:08:49Z")
We’ll have none of your imperialist tidbits.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 25, 2012, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1970 "2012-11-25T05:27:54Z")
Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let’s not bicker and argue over who killed who.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1971 "2012-11-26T02:55:23Z")
I’m not.
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1972 "2012-11-26T03:22:51Z")
**i am death!**
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### Author:  [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1973 "2012-11-26T13:13:39Z")
Cross the threshold, arrive, ingress, gain admittance, infiltrate.Ah Mr Notlob, ah park your hips, on the sitting device.
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### Author:  [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1974 "2012-11-26T14:28:02Z")
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique.
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### Author:  [@Knorf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knorf)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1975 "2012-11-26T15:48:01Z")
I would tax the nude in my bed. No, not tax. What is the word? … Oh! Welcome.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1976 "2012-11-26T15:52:26Z")
We are the knights who say ni
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1977 "2012-11-26T16:02:31Z")
Better get a bucket. I’m gonna throw up.
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1978 "2012-11-26T16:03:39Z")
Fish dance
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### Author:  [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1979 "2012-11-26T16:10:14Z")
Good evening sir and how are we today?
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### Author:  [@getitrite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/getitrite)
#### Post date: [November 26, 2012, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/1980 "2012-11-26T17:11:49Z")
Is this the Dept of Arguments?
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