# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/1 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")
Continuing the discussion from [Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1) - #10011 by kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218/10011). Previous discussions: - [Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-1/537218) ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2 "2022-11-23T21:56:40Z")
It’s … ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2022, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3 "2022-11-23T22:19:04Z")
And now for something completely the same ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/4 "2022-11-24T01:47:30Z")
Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin: “One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her…” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/5 "2022-11-24T03:59:24Z")
But our sales would plummet! (And here’s to one of the longest threads I ever started - more than twelve years ago!) 😁 ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/6 "2022-11-24T14:55:54Z")
Um, well look, if we built this large, wooden badger… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/7 "2022-11-24T15:33:57Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/8 "2022-11-24T15:41:51Z")
Llamas are larger than frogs. ---
**Author:** ![Old\_Wench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecccb3/32.png) [@Old\_Wench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Old_Wench)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/9 "2022-11-24T16:02:26Z")
Oh, intercourse the penguin! ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/10 "2022-11-24T16:11:02Z")
Better get a bucket, I’m gonna throw up. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/11 "2022-11-24T17:57:26Z")
Get your own arts program, you fairy! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/12 "2022-11-24T18:07:56Z")
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/13 "2022-11-24T18:41:29Z")
No. 1. The Larch. The… Larch. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2022, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/14 "2022-11-24T18:58:18Z")
But it’s waffer-thin! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/15 "2022-11-25T14:52:08Z")
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side! The Larch! The Pine! The Giant Redwood tree! The Sequoia! The Little Whopping Rule Tree! We’d sing! Sing! Sing! ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/16 "2022-11-25T15:24:31Z")
Shut up. Shut up! Shut up! You can’t have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/17 "2022-11-25T17:28:16Z")
You shot him! You shot him dead! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/18 "2022-11-25T17:41:14Z")
Monty Python’s Flying Circus tonight comes to you live from the Grillomat Snack Bar, Paignton. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/19 "2022-11-25T18:19:04Z")
Stop that! Stop that! You’re not going into a song while I’m here. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2022, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/20 "2022-11-25T18:46:54Z")
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