# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2001 "2024-01-05T18:37:21Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2024, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2002 "2024-01-05T20:47:08Z")
Are you a yes-man? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2003 "2024-01-06T05:15:04Z")
Oh look, this isn’t an argument! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2004 "2024-01-06T14:18:24Z")
Now I’m… I’m… Now I’m not prepared to go on with this, unless these interruptions cease. All right? Right. The devastating effect of these, em… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2005 "2024-01-06T14:55:22Z")
The whole problem of these senile delinquents lies in their complete rejection of the values of contemporary society. They’ve seen their children grow up and become accountants, stockbrokers and even sociologists, and they begin to wonder if it is all really…_(disappears downwards rapidly)_ arggh! _( Shot of two grannies replacing manhole cover. Cut to young couple.)_ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2006 "2024-01-06T16:04:31Z")
Right, right, stop it. This film’s got silly. Started off with a nice little idea about grannies attacking young men, but now it’s got silly. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2007 "2024-01-06T21:08:12Z")
And always look on the bright side of death ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2008 "2024-01-06T21:29:36Z")
Jethro Q. Walrustitty. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2009 "2024-01-06T22:57:38Z")
If only Bicycle Repair Man were here! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2010 "2024-01-06T22:59:20Z")
Do you want to come upstairs? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2024, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2011 "2024-01-06T23:05:20Z")
The BBC would like to apologize for the poor quality of the writing in that sketch. It is not BBC policy to get easy laughs with words like bum, knickers, bony or wee-wees. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2012 "2024-01-07T13:58:30Z")
And don’t zoom in on me, no I’m off, I’m off. That’s it. That’s all. I’m off. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2013 "2024-01-07T14:19:53Z")
Oh, you’re no fun anymore. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2014 "2024-01-07T18:31:17Z")
I used to wake Ken up with a crowbar on the back of the head. But I recently found that this was too far from his brain and I wasn’t getting through to him anymore. So I now wake him up with a steel peg driven into his skull with a mallet. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2015 "2024-01-07T18:35:45Z")
We’re honestly so fuckin’ sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2016 "2024-01-07T18:56:40Z")
Burma! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2017 "2024-01-07T19:38:37Z")
I’m not sorry to interrupt - I’ll interrupt anything if it gets people looking in my direction - like at my old school where, by a coincidence, the annual prize giving is going on at this very moment. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2018 "2024-01-07T19:49:56Z")
What you say Burma for? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2019 "2024-01-07T20:00:35Z")
Righto! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2020 "2024-01-07T20:13:46Z")
Now, you were saying. I’m very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very rich. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=102)