# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 102
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2021 "2024-01-07T20:26:23Z")
That’s – that’s, uh, that’s enough music for now, lads. Looks like there’s dirty work afoot. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2022 "2024-01-07T21:39:59Z")
Bloody terrible. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2024, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2023 "2024-01-07T22:40:16Z")
Oh, you’re no fun anymore. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2024 "2024-01-08T13:59:25Z")
We’re interrupting this sketch but we’ll be bringing you back the moment anything interesting happens. Meanwhile here are some friends of mine. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2025 "2024-01-08T18:41:39Z")
Sorry about the Tudor bit, but you can’t be too careful, you know. Have a look through these. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2026 "2024-01-08T18:49:35Z")
Mr Luxury-Yacht, this nose of yours is false ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2027 "2024-01-08T18:56:47Z")
Never mind that, my lad. I wish to complain about this parrot what I purchased not half an hour ago from this very boutique. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2028 "2024-01-08T18:57:52Z")
My lord of Warwick! Raise high the drawbridge. Gloucester’s troops approach. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2029 "2024-01-08T20:07:21Z")
Semprini? ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2030 "2024-01-08T20:22:29Z")
You fight with the strength of many men, sir knight. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2031 "2024-01-08T20:40:04Z")
You see, you know that is the trouble with living half way up a cliff - you feel so cut off. You know it takes me two hours every morning to get out onto the moors, collect my berries, chastise myself, and two hours back in the evening. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2024, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2032 "2024-01-08T23:00:51Z")
Well Brian… I’m opening a boutique. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2033 "2024-01-09T04:02:53Z")
Aren’t you going to say ‘What’s all this then?’ ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2034 "2024-01-09T05:54:44Z")
Will you send in a [marketing](https://youtu.be/2VuoNtEAmmg?feature=shared) man, and an interpreter please? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2035 "2024-01-09T13:19:31Z")
Mr Walters, are you sure you’re invisible? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2036 "2024-01-09T14:56:23Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you on the mouse organ ‘The Bells of St Mary’s’. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2037 "2024-01-09T16:04:02Z")
There’s a _Bridget: Queen of the Whip_… or _Naughty Nora_… or there’s this one: _Doug, Bob and Gordon Visit the Ark Royal_. Or there’s _Sister Teresa: The Spanking Nun_. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2038 "2024-01-10T13:55:20Z")
Tonight we examine popular views of this great battle. Was the Battle of Trafalgar fought in the Atlantic off southern Spain? Or was it fought on dry land near Cudworth in Yorkshire? Here is one man who thinks it was… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2039 "2024-01-10T14:48:57Z")
My brain hurts! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2040 "2024-01-10T22:08:07Z")
Mmm… I see … you don’t have anything specially about Devon and Cornwall? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=101) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=103)