# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 103
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2041 "2024-01-11T04:58:00Z")
Ohh! What wouldn’t I give to be spat at in the face! I sometimes hang awake at night dreaming of being spat at in the face. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2024, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2042 "2024-01-11T13:32:58Z")
The stuff of history is indeed woven in the woof. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2043 "2024-01-12T13:22:46Z")
But the real question remains. What is the solution, if any, to this problem? What can we do? What am I saying? Why am I sitting in this chair? Why am I on this programme? And what am I going to say next? Here to answer this is a professional cricketer. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2044 "2024-01-12T17:26:15Z")
The one I was really after was Arthur Hotchkiss’s _Devonshire Country Churches_. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2045 "2024-01-12T18:11:48Z")
``` Shabby... Ken Shabby... ``` ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2046 "2024-01-12T21:17:13Z")
Sorry, squire, I’ve gobbed on your carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2047 "2024-01-12T21:19:50Z")
Well, how about this, sir?: _Bum Biters._ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2048 "2024-01-12T21:23:30Z")
Look! I must warn you that anything you may say will be ignored and furthermore, given half a chance I’ll put my fist through your teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2049 "2024-01-12T21:26:11Z")
I don’t suppose you have any general surveys of English church architecture? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 12, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2050 "2024-01-12T21:29:35Z")
Well, we’ll be taking you back there as soon as there are any developments. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2051 "2024-01-13T13:05:33Z")
You fell out of the Tall Tower, you creep! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2024, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2052 "2024-01-13T20:49:58Z")
Kiss me, Hardy! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2053 "2024-01-14T13:18:07Z")
No! Never! No shrubs! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2054 "2024-01-14T17:04:08Z")
We are no longer the Knights Who Say Ni. (Ni!) (Shh!) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2024, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2055 "2024-01-14T22:42:21Z")
Philosophy for two? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2056 "2024-01-15T13:10:10Z")
Well, wouldn’t say no, long as it’s warm and wet. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2057 "2024-01-15T14:59:28Z")
Kevin Phillips-Bong (Slightly Silly Party)… nought. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2058 "2024-01-15T16:25:28Z")
Now here is a time check: It’s six and a half minutes to the big green thing. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2024, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2059 "2024-01-15T22:04:47Z")
Run away! Run away! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2060 "2024-01-16T03:11:24Z")
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