# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2061 "2024-01-16T13:50:42Z")
I think that’s in very bad taste. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2062 "2024-01-16T21:46:49Z")
It’s only wafer-thin ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2024, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2063 "2024-01-16T22:26:08Z")
Hello, I saw your advertisement for flying lessons and I’d like to make an appointment. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2064 "2024-01-17T04:48:56Z")
It’s not a lifeboat. It’s this lady’s house. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2065 "2024-01-17T15:02:39Z")
Well there’ll certainly be some car door slamming in the streets of Kensington tonight. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2066 "2024-01-17T15:17:48Z")
_Anything goes in Anything goes out! Fish, bananas, old pajamas, Mutton! Beef! and Trout!_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 17, 2024, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2067 "2024-01-17T19:21:16Z")
Well, never mind, I’ll just take the _Lord Lieutenant in Nylons_ then, and these two copies of _Piggie Parade_. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2068 "2024-01-18T03:41:13Z")
Fresh fruit not good enough for you eh? Well I’ll tell you something my lad. When you’re walking home tonight and some great homicidal maniac comes after you with a bunch of loganberries, don’t come crying to me! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2069 "2024-01-18T12:56:31Z")
There now follows a Party Political Broadcast on behalf of the Wood Party. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2070 "2024-01-18T14:15:49Z")
Well here at Luton it’s a three-cornered contest between, from left to right, Alan Jones (Sensible Party), Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin- bim-bin-bim bus stop F’tang F’tang Olé Biscuit barrel (Silly Party), and Kevin Phillips Bong, who is running on the Slightly Silly ticket. And here’s the result. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2071 "2024-01-18T14:32:27Z")
Every morning, he jogs the forty-seven miles from his two-bedroomed, eight-bathroom, six-up-two-down, three-to-go-house in Reigate, to the Government’s Pesticide Research Centre at Shoreham. Nobody knows why. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2072 "2024-01-18T21:05:06Z")
Look. I think we’d better call it a day. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2024, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2073 "2024-01-18T21:14:46Z")
For this is Whicker Island. An island inhabited entirely by ex-international interviewers in pursuit of the impossible dream. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2074 "2024-01-19T13:29:18Z")
Back to your bed! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2075 "2024-01-19T15:13:34Z")
All right. This is a raid! My name is Superintendent Gaskell and this is Sergeant Maddox. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2076 "2024-01-19T15:20:07Z")
You Americans, all you do is talk, and talk, and say ‘let me tell you something’ and ‘I just wanna say.’ Well, you’re dead now, so shut up! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2077 "2024-01-19T15:26:21Z")
Ah! Sir Philip Sidney. 'Tis good to see thee on these shores again. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2078 "2024-01-19T15:32:34Z")
I’d like the blow on the head. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2079 "2024-01-19T15:35:35Z")
It’s Christmas in heaven and there’s great shows on the TV “_The Sound of Music_” twice an hour and _Jaws_ 1, 2 and 3 ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2024, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2080 "2024-01-19T15:39:35Z")
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