# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 137
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2721 "2024-06-24T13:32:29Z")
Sorry, old man, we don’t understand your banter. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2722 "2024-06-24T14:10:18Z")
For those of you who may have just missed ‘Monty Python’s Flying Circus’, here it is again. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2723 "2024-06-25T01:16:02Z")
Dear Sir, As a prolific letter-writer, I feel I must protest about the previous letter. I am nearly sixty and am quite mad, but I do enjoy listening to the BBC Home Service. If this continues to go on unabated …Dunkirk… dark days of the war… backs to the wall… Alvar Liddell … Berlin air lift … moral upheaval of Profumo case… young hippies roaming the streets, raping, looting and killing. Yours etc., Brigadier Arthur Gormanstrop (Mrs.) ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2724 "2024-06-25T07:32:13Z")
Look… look, smarty pants, the sixteen-ton weight is just _one_ way, just one way of dealing with the raspberry killer. There are millions of others. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2725 "2024-06-25T13:11:12Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2726 "2024-06-25T14:02:46Z")
Ham sandwich, bucket and water plastic duralex rubber McFisheries’ underwear. Plugged rabbit emulsion, zinc custard without sustainance in kippling-duff geriatric scenery, maximizes press insulating government grunting sapphire-clubs incidentally. But tonight, sam pan Bombay Bermuda in diphtheria rustic McAlpine splendor, rabbit and and futfutfooey jugs rapidly big biro ruveliners musk-green gauges micturate with nipples and tiptoe rusting machinery, rustically inclined. Good evening and welcome. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2727 "2024-06-25T14:08:44Z")
`In olden days a glimpse of stocking, was looked on as something shocking, now heaven knows, anything goes.’ ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2728 "2024-06-25T14:38:30Z")
Mr. and Mrs. Watson of Ivy Cottage, Worplesdon Road, Hull, chose a very cunning way of not being seen. When we called at their house, we found that they had gone away on two weeks holiday. They had not left any forwarding address, and they had bolted and barred the house to prevent us from getting in. However a neighbor told us where there were. (BOOM!) And here is their neighbor, (BOOM!) and here is where he lived. (BOOM!) ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2729 "2024-06-25T15:51:33Z")
Anybody else feel like a little… giggle…? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2730 "2024-06-25T16:09:10Z")
Burn her! Burn her! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2731 "2024-06-26T18:38:38Z")
It’s … ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2732 "2024-06-26T18:48:21Z")
Engine room, stand by to feed the cat. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2733 "2024-06-27T04:01:19Z")
Now, old woman – you are accused of heresy on three counts – heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action – FOUR counts. Do you confess? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2734 "2024-06-28T12:36:33Z")
Well we are idiots. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2735 "2024-06-28T12:53:41Z")
Well, next week we’ll be showing you how black and white people can live together in peace and harmony, and Alan will be over in Moscow showing us how to reconcile the Russians and the Chinese. So, until next week, cheerio. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2736 "2024-06-28T20:15:34Z")
\*–nd of the announcement. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2737 "2024-06-28T20:26:52Z")
I’m sorry … we just can’t give you a bigger budget. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2738 "2024-06-29T18:09:34Z")
Wouldn’t mind a slice of cake. Nice chocolate cake … delicious … ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2024, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2739 "2024-06-29T18:33:01Z")
I…think it’s a bit runnier than you’ll like it, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2024, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/2740 "2024-06-30T02:29:27Z")
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