# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 168
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3341 "2024-10-20T17:08:40Z")
Lancelot! Lancelot! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3342 "2024-10-21T12:08:39Z")
Excuse me, do I have any more lines? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3343 "2024-10-21T13:45:47Z")
There’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3344 "2024-10-21T15:36:26Z")
All right, sonny. That’s enough. Just pack that in. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3345 "2024-10-22T12:16:07Z")
That’s a strange expression, Bruce. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3346 "2024-10-22T15:10:26Z")
Defeat at the castle seems to have utterly disheartened King Arthur. The ferocity of the French taunting took him completely by surprise, and Arthur became convinced that a new strategy was required if the quest for the Holy Grail were to be brought to a successful conclusion. Arthur, having consulted his closest knights, decided that they should separate and search for the grail individually. Now, this is what they did… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3347 "2024-10-22T15:15:22Z")
Number twenty-six. Margaret Thatcher’s brain. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3348 "2024-10-23T11:47:19Z")
That was a nasty business back at the restaurant. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3349 "2024-10-23T14:33:39Z")
But it’s my only line! (_cries_) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2024, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3350 "2024-10-23T15:35:29Z")
SUBTITLE: “Do you come here often?” ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3351 "2024-10-24T01:29:06Z")
Jolly good. Well back to the office with you then. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3352 "2024-10-24T03:04:54Z")
Five is right out. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3353 "2024-10-24T14:13:33Z")
You’ve got two empty halves of coconut and you’re bangin’ 'em together. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3354 "2024-10-24T14:14:36Z")
Splunge! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3355 "2024-10-24T14:15:17Z")
Ooh! We forgot the anaesthetic! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3356 "2024-10-24T14:46:34Z")
Be quiet! I order you to be quiet! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3357 "2024-10-24T17:20:13Z")
Come and see the violence inherent in the system! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3358 "2024-10-24T18:45:37Z")
You don’t have to tell me, son. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3359 "2024-10-24T19:01:55Z")
And while that’s going on, here is the news for gibbons. No gibbons were involved today in an accident on the M 1 … ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2024, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3360 "2024-10-24T20:50:40Z")
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