# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 169
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3361 "2024-10-25T00:10:50Z")
Oh, I’m terribly sorry, my suit seems to be catching fire. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3362 "2024-10-25T12:31:50Z")
You stupid, interfering little rat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3363 "2024-10-25T14:22:56Z")
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam … spam, spam, spam, spam … lovely spam, wonderful spam … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3364 "2024-10-25T14:58:45Z")
_I don’t like spam!_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3365 "2024-10-25T15:30:58Z")
That’s just what Jesus said, sir! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3366 "2024-10-25T15:38:21Z")
Better get me a bucket. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3367 "2024-10-25T19:48:46Z")
Are you rolling your own jelly babies in there? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3368 "2024-10-26T05:21:55Z")
You silly sod! You got us all worked up! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3369 "2024-10-26T12:13:47Z")
Hello formicidophiles! Before the blood and guts that you’re waiting to see, let’s have a look at the anatomy of the little ant. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3370 "2024-10-26T13:13:25Z")
Bit lumpy …ah, no wonder, I was sitting on the cat. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3371 "2024-10-26T15:53:37Z")
Spammity spam! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3372 "2024-10-26T17:01:36Z")
On second thought, let’s not go there. It is a silly place. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3373 "2024-10-26T20:32:37Z")
There’s a proper psychiatrist to see you, Dr Rufus Berg. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 26, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3374 "2024-10-26T21:24:53Z")
Nobody expects the Span-- oh, bugger. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3375 "2024-10-27T03:20:17Z")
But our sales would plummet! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3376 "2024-10-27T13:39:34Z")
Well now that is thoughtful, Sturridge. Good man. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3377 "2024-10-27T15:23:35Z")
Mr Notlob, there is nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can’t prolong. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3378 "2024-10-27T15:25:57Z")
Father Pierre, why did you stay on in this colonial Campari-land where the clink of glasses mingles with the murmur of a million mosquitoes, where waterfalls of whisky wash away the worries of a world-weary Whicker, where gin and tonic jingle in a gyroscopic jubilee of something beginning with J - Father Pierre, why did you stay on here? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3379 "2024-10-27T19:01:26Z")
Nipples rose dramatically during the morning but had declined by mid-afternoon, while teeth clenched and buttocks remained firm. Small’ dark furry things increased severely on the floor, whilst rude jellies wobbled up and down, and bounced against rising thighs which had spread to all parts of the country by mid-afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3380 "2024-10-27T21:45:40Z")
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