# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 171
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3401 "2024-10-31T17:57:29Z")
I assure you they do, Mr. Ellis. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3402 "2024-11-01T01:57:21Z")
A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3403 "2024-11-01T02:11:24Z")
Apart from the two Matrons … ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3404 "2024-11-01T02:14:16Z")
Ah. I’d like to have an argument, please. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3405 "2024-11-01T04:08:29Z")
Don’t call me senõr! I’m not a Spanish person. You must call me Mr. Biggles, or Group Captain Biggles: or Mary Biggles if I’m dressed as my wife, but never senõr. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3406 "2024-11-01T13:09:01Z")
Allo allo! What’s going on here? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3407 "2024-11-01T13:58:32Z")
Kup Kakes to starboard. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3408 "2024-11-01T14:32:09Z")
Welcome, gentle Sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3409 "2024-11-01T19:03:43Z")
And this is where you at home can join in. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3410 "2024-11-02T02:57:03Z")
No! Let us gather shoes together! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3411 "2024-11-02T13:12:24Z")
How about brushes? Nylon or bristle? Strong-tufted, attractive colours. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3412 "2024-11-02T15:40:39Z")
Come at me with that banana then. Come on attack me with it. As hard as you like. Come on. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2024, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3413 "2024-11-02T17:34:47Z")
Oh, see my brother’s clumsy Colonel, and when he gets unhappy he breaks things. Like say, he don’t feel the army’s playing fair by him, he may start breaking things, Colonel. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3414 "2024-11-03T03:39:37Z")
Mr. DeBakey’s free, but he’s a little bit conciliatory. Ah, yes, try Mr. Barnard - Room 12. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3415 "2024-11-03T13:02:33Z")
Good Lord. I’m on film. How did that happen? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3416 "2024-11-03T14:49:41Z")
I bet she does. I bet she does. I bet she does. Know what I mean? Nudge nudge. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3417 "2024-11-03T14:50:48Z")
None shall pass. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3418 "2024-11-03T22:40:00Z")
And next, gentlemen and ladies, here at the Peephole Club for the very first time - a very big welcome please for the Secretary of State for Commonwealth Affairs. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3419 "2024-11-04T03:05:28Z")
I’d scratch your eyes out. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3420 "2024-11-04T04:44:54Z")
Er, she just fell on … on to the dagger. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=170) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=172)