# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 172
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3421 "2024-11-04T13:55:32Z")
Don’t call me sweetie!! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3422 "2024-11-04T14:20:50Z")
Well, that’s all from BBC Television for this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3423 "2024-11-04T19:32:55Z")
Vivian Smith-Smythe-Smith has an O-level in chemo-hygiene. Simon-Zinc-Trumpet-Harris, married to a very attractive table lamp. Nigel Incubator-Jones, his best friend is a tree, and in his spare time he’s a stockbroker. Gervaise Brook-Hampster is in the Guards, and his father uses him as a wastepaper basket. And finally Oliver St John-Mollusc, Harrow and the Guards, thought by many to be this year’s outstanding twit. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3424 "2024-11-04T20:05:16Z")
No, I’m afraid we couldn’t accept your dog instead of your youngest child. We would like to suggest a brand new scheme of ours under which 51% of both your dog and your wife pass to us in the event of your suffering a serious accident. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3425 "2024-11-04T21:25:21Z")
Well why don’t you just get rid of Harold? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3426 "2024-11-04T21:53:17Z")
He’s just been in the Florentine Room and smeared tomato ketchup all over Raphael’s Baby Jesus. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3427 "2024-11-04T22:32:50Z")
Well how about this, sir: ‘Bum Biters’. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3428 "2024-11-05T02:58:16Z")
Oh? All right, we’ll call it a draw. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3429 "2024-11-05T13:24:02Z")
Mr Bartlett, I fail to see the relevance of your last witness. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3430 "2024-11-05T15:27:47Z")
Old woman! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3431 "2024-11-05T15:46:52Z")
E. Henry Thripshaw t-shirts are now available from BBC Enterprises. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3432 "2024-11-05T15:49:09Z")
I’m thirty-seven! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3433 "2024-11-05T19:06:56Z")
Good evening, I’m the announcer who’s just been given this job by the BBC and I’d just like to say how grateful I am to the BBC for providing me with work, particularly at this time of year, when things are a bit thin for us announcers. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3434 "2024-11-05T19:51:15Z")
Semprini? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3435 "2024-11-05T20:13:37Z")
He’s not here yet! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3436 "2024-11-05T20:18:08Z")
Congratulations, old man! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3437 "2024-11-06T03:44:42Z")
There’s a bale of hay outside Basingstoke. We could throw you out. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3438 "2024-11-06T13:34:40Z")
You have green, scaly skin, and a soft yellow underbelly with a series of fin-like ridges running down your spine and tail. Although lizardlike in shape, you can grow anything up to thirty feet in length with huge teeth that can bite off great rocks and trees. You inhabit arid sub-tropical zones and wear spectacles. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3439 "2024-11-06T13:46:41Z")
Er .,. oh . … I was just saying … thinking of the weather… I hear the gooseberries are doing well this year… and so are the mangoes. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2024, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3440 "2024-11-06T18:34:55Z")
Let us begin. Would you like to give up being a mason? Think carefully. Think. Think. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=171) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460.md?page=173)