# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 176
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3501 "2024-11-18T03:57:04Z")
Yes, let him handle us easily! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3502 "2024-11-18T13:08:17Z")
``` The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. Signed RICHARD M. NIXON ``` ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3503 "2024-11-18T15:23:58Z")
(Was that from _The Big Red Book_?) That was my aunt, look what was this book you wanted then? Quickly! Quickly! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2024, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3504 "2024-11-18T22:17:15Z")
Ah-hah! … Well that’s it, you see. That’s how it starts. (Credits starting the Holy Grail) ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3505 "2024-11-19T16:04:02Z")
And now for something completely different. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2024, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3506 "2024-11-19T22:08:43Z")
It’s… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3507 "2024-11-20T04:58:39Z")
Venezuelan Beaver Cheese? ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3508 "2024-11-20T13:12:39Z")
Oh, that’s typical. Talk talk talk. Natter natter natter! ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3509 "2024-11-20T15:21:46Z")
Well, thank you Cliff. Tonight’s other outstanding match was the semi-final between the Bournemouth Gynecologists and the Watford Long John Silver Impersonators. We bring you edited highlights of the match. ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2024, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3510 "2024-11-20T19:54:38Z")
And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with flabby white legs and diarrhea trying to pick up hairy bandy-legged wop waiters called Manuel and once a week there’s an excursion to the local Roman Remains to buy cherry Ade and melted ice cream and bleeding Watney’s Red Barrel and one evening you visit the so called typical restaurant with local color and atmosphere and you sit next to a party from Rhyl who keep singing “Torremolinos, Torremolinos” and complaining about the food - “It’s so greasy isn’t it?” - and you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic camera and Dr. Scholl sandals and last Tuesday’s Daily Express and he drones on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up over the Cuba Libres. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3511 "2024-11-21T03:14:42Z")
Stand and deliver! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3512 "2024-11-21T13:10:45Z")
Today I hear the robin sing Today the thrush is on the wing Today who knows what life will bring Today… ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3513 "2024-11-21T14:57:01Z")
Hello, Children, hello. Here is this morning’s story. Are you ready? Then we’ll begin. ‘One day Ricky the magic Pixie went to visit Daisy Bumble in her tumbledown cottage. He found her in the bedroom. Roughly he gabbed her heavy shoulders pulling her down on to the bed and ripping off her…’ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3514 "2024-11-21T18:58:28Z")
With a _melon?_ ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3515 "2024-11-22T13:30:21Z")
I preferred the dirty version. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3516 "2024-11-22T19:58:19Z")
Shrubberies are my trade. I am a shrubber. My name is Roger the Shrubber. I arrange, design and sell shrubberies. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3517 "2024-11-23T14:43:01Z")
All passengers please get ready for their barley sugar injections. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3518 "2024-11-23T18:11:50Z")
Oh, it’s for charity, sir. People are awfully good about it, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3519 "2024-11-23T19:45:22Z")
There’s no pleasing some people. ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [November 23, 2024, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3520 "2024-11-23T21:14:37Z")
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