# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2)

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**Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 11:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3581 "2024-12-05T11:05:34Z")

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I do feel, Reg, that any Anti-Imperialist group like ours must reflect such a divergence of interests within its power-base.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3582 "2024-12-05T12:48:23Z")

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Sketch just starting, actor wanted.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3583 "2024-12-05T13:22:46Z")

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and mani interesting animals

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3584 "2024-12-05T14:54:13Z")

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_'Course_ it’s a good idea!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3585 "2024-12-05T20:30:16Z")

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I’m averting my eyes, Lord.

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**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2024, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3586 "2024-12-05T21:51:30Z")

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Hey, I didn’t even eat the mousse.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3587 "2024-12-06T12:45:36Z")

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But you just said coffee.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3588 "2024-12-06T14:34:19Z")

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You see that? That’s where I was born. You know, one day, when I was a little boy, my mother she took me on her knee and she said: 'Gaston, my son. The world is a beautiful place. You must go into it, and love everyone, not hate people.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3589 "2024-12-06T16:23:35Z")

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…The Larch.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3590 "2024-12-06T19:49:19Z")

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Right, do you four boys take these two girls to be your seven brides?

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [December 6, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3591 "2024-12-06T21:31:56Z")

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I thought you’d finished.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3592 "2024-12-07T02:24:29Z")

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They’ve scarpered!

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3593 "2024-12-07T05:52:31Z")

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🎶 _When danger reared its ugly head/ Sir Robin turned his tail and fled_

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3594 "2024-12-07T13:11:20Z")

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It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3595 "2024-12-08T03:55:48Z")

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Constable Clitoris et one of them.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3596 "2024-12-08T04:11:22Z")

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Some people have made the mistake of seeing Shunt’s work as a load of rubbish about railway timetables, but clever people like me, who talk loudly in restaurants, see this as a deliberate ambiguity, a plea for understanding in a mechanized world.

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**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3597 "2024-12-08T14:37:31Z")

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I’ll smack your little botty!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3598 "2024-12-09T05:08:57Z")

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If you could see your way to lending me sixpence, I could at least buy a newspaper. That’s not much to ask anyone.

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**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3599 "2024-12-09T06:54:45Z")

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Shut up, Stebbins! I haven’t finished. Oh, by the way, congratulations on winning the Italian Grand Prix at Monza.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2024, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3600 "2024-12-09T12:57:11Z")

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…The larch.

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