# Monty Python non sequitur thread (Part 2) **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 23, 2022, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460 "2022-11-23T21:55:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 183
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3641 "2024-12-18T04:16:47Z")
He says do we want a documentary on molluscs. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3642 "2024-12-18T12:50:31Z")
Don’t argue, Battersby. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3643 "2024-12-18T19:29:03Z")
I bet you’re gay. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3644 "2024-12-18T20:13:45Z")
Quiet! I order you to be quiet! ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2024, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3645 "2024-12-18T20:58:58Z")
Say no more! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3646 "2024-12-19T14:19:58Z")
You don’t have to tell me, son. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3647 "2024-12-19T16:35:41Z")
I am not wearing a toupee! They just told me to come in here to find the manager’s office, to complain about my ant! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3648 "2024-12-19T16:47:38Z")
Rotten. Rotten. You’re no bloody use at all. You’re an utter bloody wash-out. You make me sick, you weed! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2024, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3649 "2024-12-19T21:10:18Z")
Allo allo! What’s going on here? ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3650 "2024-12-20T03:04:52Z")
Oh, well so far Peter, up to the present moment, I’ve spotted nearly, ooh, nearly one. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3651 "2024-12-20T12:54:29Z")
Silence! What is all this insolence? You will find yourself in gladiator school vewwy quickly with wotten behaviour like that. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3652 "2024-12-20T15:28:45Z")
Skip a bit, brother. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3653 "2024-12-20T22:12:34Z")
I’m going upstairs, I can’t bear it. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2024, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3654 "2024-12-20T22:34:23Z")
The text, vic! Don’t say the text! ---
**Author:** ![Ferris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ferris/32/11573_2.png) [@Ferris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferris)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3655 "2024-12-21T01:44:28Z")
So, we have all these possibilities before we _stampede_ towards the clitoris, Watson. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3656 "2024-12-21T02:48:14Z")
We interrupt _Show Jumping_ to bring you a news flash. The Second World War has now entered a sentimental stage. The morning on the Ardennes Front, the Germans started spooning at dawn, but the British Fifth Army responded by gazing deep in their eyes, and the Germans are reported to have gone ‘all coy’. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3657 "2024-12-21T06:08:58Z")
That rabbit’s dynamite! ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3658 "2024-12-21T13:44:39Z")
How about the lamellibranchs? ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3659 "2024-12-21T19:18:31Z")
In contrast to the site in Bristol, it’s progress here on Britain’s first eighteen-level motorway interchange being built by characters from Milton’s ‘Paradise Lost’. ---
**Author:** ![kwintenstraler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kwintenstraler/32/10698_2.png) [@kwintenstraler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kwintenstraler)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2024, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/monty-python-non-sequitur-thread-part-2/975460/3660 "2024-12-22T12:27:36Z")
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